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Pumpkin Panic is a solo survival horror game by Bilalaika available on itch.io.

It has ongoing updates and expanding lore/content with unsettling events and creatures.

Players explore a secluded farm in a forest, tending to crops, fishing, or engaging in various activities.

Controls include WASD for movement, F for planting crops, and SPACE for watering plants.

Use SHIFT for sprinting, R for the lantern, TAB to hide the bar, and SCROLL WHEEL for zoom.

In this guide, you’ll learn all of the monsters or creatures in Pumpkin Panic , how to escape them, or what to do when you encounter them.

Pumpkin Panic monsters guide

  • The crow is the only friendly creature in the game.
  • It will drop a free item (e.g. stick) every 20 to 30 seconds.
  • You can sell the items on the saw table near your house.
  • You can use the sticks and leaves to craft a fishing pole.

Skinwalker:

  • It spawns every 3 to 4 minutes and has a violent plucking sound.
  • When you hear the sound, go inside your house immediately to be safe.
  • Once the Skinwalker is done hunting, you’ll hear an eerie sound.
  • After you hear that eerie sound, you can go outside of your house.
  • Red Clown : Take the balloon from the clown or it will attack you and there is no way to escape.
  • Blue Clown : Give the balloon to the clown or it will attack you and there is no way to escape.
  • There are two clowns—Red and Blue.
  • Each clown will spawn once per night.
  • The Red Clown will spawn first followed by the Blue Clown.
  • You can hear them spawn by listening to a music box and following its direction.
  • You have 40 seconds to find them when they spawn.

Wendigo/Deer:

  • The Wendigo/Deer appears on day 2 after the first night and persists for the rest of the game.
  • It will slowly move towards the player and stops every 60 seconds to graze for 30 seconds.
  • Do not get close to the deer or it will transform into a Wendigo.
  • The Wendigo has high movement speed and will attack you.
  • If the Wendigo is chasing you, go inside your house immediately to safeguard yourself.
  • The Wendigo will revert back to its deer form 8 seconds after it enrages.
  • The ghost can attack you while you’re inside your house but it cannot leave it.
  • Each candle in your house will blow out every 20 seconds.
  • After all 3 candles are blown out, the ghost will spawn.
  • The ghost will hunt you for 30 seconds until it despawns.

Well monster:

  • The well monster is just a jumpscare.
  • It will not attack you.

Further reading

Pumpkin Panic Wendigo/Deer Guide

Pumpkin Panic Clown Guide

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  • What happened to the badly behaved witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
  • Why don’t witches wear flat caps? There’s no point in it. 
  • What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a billionaire? A very witch person.
  • Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
  • Why is a witch like a candle? They’re both wicked to the core.
  • Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch!
  • What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? She witch-hiked home.
  • What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
  • What do you call two witches in a haunted house? Broommates.
  • What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
  • What do you learn at witch school? Spelling.
  • Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive.
  • What does a witch like to read in the newspaper? Her horror scope.
  • What sound do witches’ cereals make? Snap, cackle and pop.
  • Have you heard about the poor witch who became a millionaire? It was a rags to witches story.
  • How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes.
  • What does a little witch use to bake? An easy bake coven.
  • What do you call a witch’s spotless garage? A broom closet.
  • What do witches’ cats eat for breakfast? Mice crispies. 

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Halloween skeleton jokes

  • Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
  • How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
  • Why don't skeletons play music at church? They don’t have any organs.
  • Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
  • What type of art do skeletons like? Skulltures.
  • What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appetite.
  • What instruments do skeletons play? Trom-bone.
  • Why did the skeleton quit playing football? His heart wasn’t in it.
  • What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? Will you marrow me?
  • Did you hear about the skeleton who went to the hospital? He ate a jawbreaker.
  • What do you give a skeleton who is trick or treating? Spare ribs.
  • Why don’t skeletons like to go out in the winter? The cold goes right through them.
  • How does an angry skeleton confront his friend? I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
  • Why did the skeleton climb a tree? A dog was after his bones.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton use a towel after he took a shower? He was already bone dry.

Halloween ghost jokes

  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream.
  • What did they say about the girl who married a ghost? I don’t know what possessed her!
  • What did ghosts drink at the party? Ghoul-aid.
  • Who protects the shores where spirits live? The Ghost Guard.
  • Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn’t have a haunting license.
  • Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite vacation spot? Lake Eerie.
  • What medicine do ghosts take when they have a cold? Coffin drops.
  • Why are ghosts cowards? They’ve got no guts.
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite song? America the Boo-tiful.
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of street? A dead end.
  • What do baby ghosts drink? Evaporated milk.
  • Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to “The Other Side.”
  • How do ghosts stay fit? They keep up with regular exorcise.
  • Why aren’t ghosts popular at parties? They’re not much to look at.
  • What is a little ghost’s favorite toy? Boo-merangs.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite fairytale? Sleeping Boo-ty.
  • What is one room you won’t find in a ghost’s house? A living room.
  • Why did the ghost go to the doctor? To get a booster shot.
  • What did the ghost say when it fell? I got a boo boo.
  • What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Ma-scare-a.
  • When do ghosts like to go trick or treating? In the moaning.
  • How do ghosts do their makeup? They use vanishing cream.
  • What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
  • Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work? Day-scare.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite ride? A roller ghost-er.
  • How does a ghost sneeze? Ah, ah, ah BOO! 

Halloween vampire jokes

  • What kind of lock does Dracula have on his door? A dead bolt lock.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite soup? Scream of tomato.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
  • Did you hear about the vampire who needed glasses? It was blind as a bat.
  • Why did the vampire become an actor? He wanted a part he could really sink his teeth into.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite candy? A sucker.
  • Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath.
  • How do vampires flirt? They bat their eyes.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite song? Another one bites the dust.
  • What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
  • Why are vampires like dentures? They come out at night.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
  • Why are vampires easily fooled? They’re born suckers.
  • Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Halloween monster jokes

  • What is a monster’s favorite snack food? Ghoul scout cookies.
  • Where do werewolves buy their candy for trick or treaters? A were-house.
  • How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
  • Did you hear about the werewolf party? It was a howling success.
  • What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive? A monster truck.
  • What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
  • Why doesn’t anyone tell mummy jokes? They get a bad wrap. 
  • What kind of coffee do mummies drink? De-coffin-ated.
  • Why don’t mummies have hobbies? They’re too wrapped up in work.
  • What is a mummy’s favorite rock band? The Grateful Dead.
  • Why was the mummy sent to jail? He ran a pyramid scheme.
  • What is the dead’s favorite card game? Gin Mummy.
  • Where do monsters go for a hike? Death valley.
  • What type of monster loves to dance? The boogeyman.
  • What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it's ripe. 
  • What do monsters eat with their sandwiches? Ghoulslaw.
  • What is a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

Halloween Zombie jokes

  • How do zombies serve their country? In the Marine Corpse.
  • Who won the zombie war? Nobody, it was a dead tie!
  • Why did the zombie cross the road? He wanted to eat the chicken?
  • Where do zombies go on cruises? The Dead-iterranean Sea!
  • Why did the zombie stop eating breakfast? He didn’t want to be a cereal killer
  • Why did the zombie go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite
  • How do zombies study for tests? They eat lots of brain food.
  • What do you get when you cross a zombie with a snowman? Frostbite.
  • What does it take to become a zombie? Dead-ication.
  • What is black, white and dead all over? A zombie in a tuxedo.
  • What is the safest place to be in a zombie apocalypse? The living room.
  • What did the zombie say to his date? I love a woman with brains,
  • How did the zombie greet his date? I’m dying to meet you.
  • Why are zombies never arrested? They can never be taken alive.
  • What is a zombie sleepover called? A mass grave.
  • Why did the zombie eat an archer? It wanted the bone and marrow.
  • What’s a zombie’s favorite type of bean? A human bean.
  • What is a zombie’s favorite language? Latin, because it’s a dead language.
  • What shampoo do zombies use? Head and shoulders?
  • What is the worst animal to run into during a zombie apocalypse? A dead one,
  • A lawyer, a doctor and a zombie walked into a bar. Three zombies walked out. 

Pumpkin jokes

  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. 
  • Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.
  • How do pumpkins listen to music? On vine-yl.
  • What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
  • What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock-o-lantern.
  • How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.
  • How do you use a pumpkin to summon ghosts? With a Ouija gourd.
  • What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out! 
  • What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
  • What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd. 
  • Who helped the pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
  • Why was the jack-o-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty-headed! 

Other spooky jokes

  • Why did the scarecrow fail as a standup comedian? All his jokes were corny.
  • Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field.
  • Who runs the haunted house for scarecrows? The first little pig. 
  • What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A Milk Dud.
  • What do you call two married spiders? The newly webs.
  • Why do spiders make good baseball players? They know how to catch flies.
  • What kind of TV would you find in a haunted house? A wide scream one.
  • Why did they keep a fence around the graveyard? Because everyone was dying to get in.
  • What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
  • Who’s in charge of the candy corn? The kernel. 

Halloween knock knock jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! It’s almost Halloween.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my bag with Halloween candy!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of candy and now my tummy hurts.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diane. Diane who? Diane to meet you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? Norway I will leave until I get candy!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome candy to me. 
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy door open any slower?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a Kit Kat for a Milky Way.

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The Monsterlist of Halloween Projects is the most complete collection of links to pages with do-it-yourself projects on them that I know of. These are not your little kids Halloween crafts, every scary devious seriously spooky prop and project designed for truly scaring people is listed here. Most importantly, the list is checked for accuracy. This is not an all-inclusive list of everything Halloween, the Monsterlist of Halloween Projects has no popup ads or sponsors, it is a volunteer site and will stay that way. It is not an index of professionals pushing their wares or a advertising link for haunted houses. It is simply a gathering place of projects and ideas that people who build their own Halloween props can use. Usually I have linked to the project page itself however I recommend browsing from there to the owners main Halloween page, there is usually plenty of interesting Halloween information. 

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85 Best Halloween Puns That All Your Ghouls Will Find Totally Eerie-sistible

These clever and cute puns will make you the Pun-kin King of Halloween.

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And get this: Not only will these puns make all the ghosts and ghouls at your party howl with laughter, they'll also make for some great inspiration for your punny Halloween costume , your Halloween Instagram caption , or even the spooky Halloween card you're sending to all your ghoul-friends. Whatever the case, these scary-good puns will get you in the spirit for your best, most fa-boo-lous holiday yet. Looking for even more howl-worthy laughs on October 31? Be sure to check out our list of the best Halloween jokes , too!

Halloween Monster Puns

  • Happy Howl-oween!
  • Where my ghouls at?
  • Life’s a witch, and then you fly.
  • Ghostest with the mostest.
  • Love at first bite.
  • Ghouls just want to have fun!
  • Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
  • It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
  • Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
  • Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you.
  • I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
  • You're just my (blood) type.
  • Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch.
  • Let’s have some skele-fun!
  • Beware of Resting Witch Face.
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • Fiends for life.
  • You’ve ghost to be kidding me!

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Halloween Candy Puns

  • Goblin up candy all night.
  • I can't Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.
  • What desserts do ghosts love? "I scream!"
  • No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
  • Here's to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream.
  • Don't go goblin up all my candy!
  • Your costume is so realistic, it's un-candy!
  • Trick or treat yo' self to some candy.
  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
  • Bone appetit!
  • I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
  • Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
  • Twix or treat!
  • Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
  • Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!
  • This will definitely come in candy.
  • I'm not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.

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Halloween Pumpkin Puns

  • I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!
  • I will gourd my candy with my life.
  • Just having a gourd time!
  • Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
  • Oh my gourdness, it's finally Halloween!
  • I'm way ahead of the carve.
  • Go big or gourd home!
  • Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
  • This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
  • Pumpkin' out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
  • Aren't these pumpkins gourd-geous?
  • It's easy to repair a broken jack o'lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
  • Let’s pumpkin spice things up this Halloween.
  • Don't forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!
  • My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
  • Squash goals.
  • You are the pick of the patch!
  • Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!
  • Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
  • Lookin' gourd-geous!
  • Keep calm and pumpkin on.

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Other Halloween Puns

  • Trick or treat yo’self!
  • Tricks or it didn't happen.
  • Just creepin' it real this Halloween.
  • I’m here for the boos.
  • My costume would have been perfect if my hair agreed with me. Guess I’m just having a bad scare day.
  • I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
  • Let's get this party startled!
  • I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.
  • Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!
  • Like my costume? I got it at a boo-tique.
  • This Halloween, live on the fright side.
  • A scare is born tonight.
  • I'm going to this Halloween party for the boos.
  • Bow down to your Hallow-queen.
  • These Halloween puns are totally eerie-sistible.
  • Have a spook-tacular Halloween!
  • Be scareful how you use it!
  • Let’s Boooogie on down.
  • Fright for the right to party!
  • I’ve got every trick or treat in the book.
  • You look very boo-tiful today.
  • Bring your own boos.
  • You can find me in the boo-bubble bath.

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Hannah Jeon is an Associate Commerce Editor at Prevention, where she covers expert-driven commerce content for all things health, beauty, and wellness. Previously the Editorial Assistant at Good Housekeeping, she earned her bachelor’s degree in creative writing and psychology from Johns Hopkins University. When she’s not on the hunt for all the best products online, you can often find her trying out new food spots in New York City or clicking away behind a camera.

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