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20 Funny Quotes About Homework

Many students hate homework, right? It can be really bothersome to spend time home finishing tasks for school when we can have fun and enjoy the time spent out of school. Whether you love studying or not, there must have been some time when you hated doing your homework. These funny homework quotes will remind you of the homework struggles and make you laugh with their wittiness.

Homework is a prolonged school “torture”.

Some students choose not to do their homework at all.

Time passes so slowly when we do our tasks.

If you want to be bored, do your homework.

One of the best perks of baseball.

Google doesn’t always know everything.

Everything is simple when you are younger.

How many times did your dog chew on your homework papers?

The trash can is a place where many homework assignments ended.

Copy-paste is one of the widely known techniques.

Everything is better than doing homework.

It is the right time to finish your homework when you are bored.

Some homework is just too difficult.

Homework is time-consuming and exhausting.

Sometimes you just can’t manage to finish all tasks on time.

Answers are not important, as long as we have the assignment finished.

Nobody thinks about homework in summer.

Funny homework quotes will make you laugh out loud.

No matter what, I don’t want to do my homework.

It is better to finish our homework when we are smarter.

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61 inspiring & funny homework quotes (assignment), top 25 most famous quotes about homework (best).

“Education is a cause very close to me. What matters is encouraging my fans to focus on their education, because only an educated generation can ensure a better future. Even when I was on tour, I did my homework and studied.” Martin Garrix

“No kid should be getting three or four hours of homework a night. There’s no breathing time, there’s no family time, there are just extracurriculars and homework and then go to bed.” Ross W. Greene

“I feel sorry for kids these days. They get so much homework. Remember the days when we put a belt around our two books and carried them home? Now they’re dragging a suitcase. They have school all day, then homework from six until eleven. There’s no time left to be creative .” Tom Petty

“I’ve always been surrounded by many great people and professors, but my family , especially my mom who was a teacher, was the person who encouraged me to study and pushed me to continue. When we’re young, we don’t understand why our parents bug us so much with school and doing homework, but it’s a blessing to have that support at home.” Bad Bunny

“After your first job, is anyone asking you what your GPA was? No, they don’t care. They ask you: Are you a good leader? Do people follow you? Do you have integrity ? Are you innovative ? Do you solve problems? Somebody’s got to do that homework and redesign the educational system so that it can actually train people to be successful in life.” Neil deGrasse Tyson

“You have got to pay attention, you have got to study and you have to do your homework. You have to score higher than everybody else. Otherwise, there is always somebody there waiting to take your place.” Daisy Fuentes

“Growing up, I ate, slept and breathed hockey. I got home from school, I shot pucks, played outdoor hockey, road hockey, go home for dinner… Remember this is pre-Internet, barely any video games, I had a Commodore Vic-20. If you weren’t doing your homework, you were outside playing hockey, most likely.” Chris Pronger

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“When I was growing up, my parents told me, ‘Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving.’ I tell my daughters, ‘Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job.'” Thomas Friedman

“Homework should be a swear word. Every time teachers say it, they should have to put money in a jar and then, when there’s enough, they need to buy all the kids ice cream.” Rachel Inbar

“When my son Nandan was in middle school, I had a fun way of doing his math homework. I bought another set of mathematics books and both of us would sit side by side and start solving problems.” Suhasini Maniratnam

“You guys got big uglies, fuumm-bull, and ‘Whoa, Nellie.’ What I got was, ‘Lindsey, why are the trash cans still out front?’ ‘This homework needs more work,’ and the inevitable was, ‘How fast were you really going?'” Keith Jackson

“By providing every student with a quality education , and the materials they need for class and to do their homework, we can help students from all backgrounds learn and thrive.” London Breed

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Nothing is more powerful for your future than being a gatherer of good ideas and information. That's called doing your homework.

A genius is a talented person who does his homework.

Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. As a result, a genius is often a talented person who has simply done all of his homework.

Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.

Persistence is important in every endeavor. Whether it's finishing your homework, completing school, working late to finish a project, or "finishing the drill" in sports, winners persist to the point of sacrifice in order to achieve their goals.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Homework, I have discovered, involves a sharp pencil and thick books and long sighs.

You will never get anywhere if you do not do your homework.

We're doing our homework to make sure we're prepared.

Do your homework or hire wise experts to help you. Never jump into a business you have no idea about.

When was the last time you used the words 'teach me'? Maybe not since you started first grade? Here's an irony about school: The daily grind of tests, homework, and pressures sometimes blunts rather than stimulates a thirst for knowledge.

The more you do your homework, the more you're free to be intuitive. But you've got to put the work in.

College is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two.

The best schools tend to have the best teachers, not to mention parents who supervise homework, so there is less need for self-organised learning. But where a child comes from a less supportive home environment, where there are family tensions perhaps, their schoolwork can suffer. They need to be taught to think and study for themselves.

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

To overcome stress you have to find out something. You've got to do some research and homework. You need to find out who you are today.

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.

Do your homework, study the craft, believe in yourself, and out-work everyone.

Do as much homework as you can. Learn everybody's job and don't just settle.

If you want to be lucky, do your homework.

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

You have got to pay attention, you have got to study and you have to do your homework. You have to score higher than everybody else. Otherwise, there is always somebody there waiting to take your place.

You don’t get rich off your day job, you get rich off your homework.

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15 Funny and Motivational Quotes about Homework

When you think of homework, what comes to mind?

Maybe you think of worksheets and penmanship. Maybe you think of math drills and word problems. Maybe you think of busywork and time spent on unnecessary tasks. 

Whatever you think of, we’re pretty sure most people don’t have a positive association with homework. For kids, it means extra school work when school hours are over and they just want to play. For parents, it means time spent supervising or coaxing after a long day at work. And, for teachers, it means hours of grading once the kids go home. 

But, in defense of homework, we think there are some good reasons it exists that make us want to change our negative mindset about it! Homework helps to build responsibility and teach kids to work independently. It develops good study habits in students and can boost self-esteem and develop confidence. Afterall, everyone loves to see that bright red “100%” or “good job!” at the top of their paper! Some homework can help to develop critical thinking and problem solving skills. And it definitely teaches life lessons about time management.

At the end of the day, doing tasks that aren’t the most fun but are necessary is a part of life that teaches self-discipline. So here’s to buckling down, focusing hard, and knocking out your homework each day!

We’ve put together a list of 15 quotes about homework to help you look on the bright side of after-school learning. Some are motivational and some poke fun at what can seem like drudgery, but all of them are perfect for your letter board or other magnetic surface in your home or classroom!

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• Stay positive. Work hard. Get it done.
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Dive into the world of education, late-night study sessions, and the ongoing challenge of managing time with our look at Homework Quotes.

This article is a handpicked collection of thoughts, humor, and wisdom about the shared experience of homework, made for those looking for quotes that capture the ups and downs of academic life.

Whether you’re a student seeking relatable words or someone reminiscing about the days of assignments and deadlines, these Homework Quotes cover a range of feelings associated with homework.

Join us on this journey through clever observations, motivational remarks, and maybe a bit of sarcasm as we explore different perspectives on the age-old task of dealing with homework.

Whether you find comfort, laughter, or inspiration, these quotes are here to connect with your academic journey.

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“Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can’t help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.” – Janice Hardy

“Homework is a compromise between teachers and students. Students hate it; teachers love it. So, in the interest of harmony, let’s compromise: students should complete their homework with the same enthusiasm teachers use to assign it.” – Melanie White

“Homework is not about getting it done, it’s about getting it right.” – Neil Gaiman

“Homework is not a choice; it’s a responsibility. To succeed, you have to prioritize your tasks and complete them in order of importance.” – Jennifer Woo

“Homework is the key to academic success. It’s not just a task; it’s a journey toward knowledge and self-improvement.” – Tonya Hurley

“Homework is like a second job, but without the paycheck. However, the rewards of knowledge and success are priceless.” – Dana Bowman

“Homework teaches us that life is full of challenges. It’s not about avoiding them but facing them head-on and conquering them.” – Rosalind Wiseman

“Homework is the bridge that connects classroom learning with real-world application. It’s the path to mastery and success.” – Sara Shepard

“Homework is the practice that leads to perfection. Embrace the challenges, for they are the stepping stones to excellence.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“Homework is not a punishment; it’s an opportunity to showcase your dedication to learning and growth.” – Andy Weir

“Homework is the engine that powers the train of education. Without it, the journey may be slow, but with it, you’ll reach your destination successfully.” – Nicholas Sparks

“Homework is the compass that guides us through the maze of knowledge, helping us navigate the twists and turns of academic life.” – Shannon Hale

“Homework is not a burden; it’s a gift. It offers the chance to expand your mind and explore the boundless realms of understanding.” – Lemony Snicket

“Homework is the silent partner in the journey of education, working tirelessly behind the scenes to ensure your success.” – Khaled Hosseini

“Homework is the blueprint for success. The more carefully you construct it, the sturdier your foundation for future achievements.” – Veronica Roth

“Homework is the rehearsal for the grand performance of life. The more you practice, the more confident and skilled you become.” – Jodi Picoult

“Homework is not just about completing assignments; it’s about cultivating a disciplined mind and a tenacious spirit.” – Alyson Noel

“Homework is the training ground for resilience and perseverance. Embrace the challenges, for they are the sculptors of your character.” – John Green

“Homework is the architect of success, designing the structure of knowledge that will support your dreams and aspirations.” – J.K. Rowling

“Homework is the investment you make in your own future. The more you put in, the greater the returns.” – Rachel Cohn

“Homework is the compass that points toward success. It may seem challenging, but the rewards are worth the journey.” – Cassandra Clare

“Homework is the seed that, when nurtured, blossoms into the tree of wisdom. Water it with diligence, and you’ll reap a bountiful harvest.” – Lisa Mangum

“Homework is the map that guides you through the uncharted territory of knowledge, helping you discover new realms of understanding.” – Libba Bray

“Homework is the path to mastery. Each assignment is a stepping stone, leading you closer to the peak of academic excellence.” – Lauren Oliver

“Homework is the sculptor’s chisel, shaping your intellect and carving out the masterpiece of your education.” – Kiera Cass

“Homework is not just a task; it’s a journey. Each assignment is a step forward, propelling you toward the summit of success.” – Marissa Meyer

“Homework is the currency of success. The more you invest, the richer your academic portfolio becomes.” – Gayle Forman

“Homework is the bridge between classroom learning and real-world application. It transforms knowledge into practical skills.” – Tahereh Mafi

“Homework is the fuel that powers the engine of academic achievement. Without it, the journey would come to a halt.” – Cecily von Ziegesar

“Homework is the rehearsal for life’s performance. The more you practice, the more confident and skilled you become on the grand stage of success.” – Meg Cabot

Famous Homework Quotes

“Homework is the price we pay for success. It may seem steep, but the dividends it yields are immeasurable.” – Robin Sharma

“Homework is not just an academic task; it’s a character-building exercise that shapes you into a resilient and disciplined individual.” – Stephen King

“Homework is the compass that guides us through the labyrinth of learning, helping us find our way to enlightenment.” – Haruki Murakami

“Homework is the silent conductor orchestrating the symphony of education. Each note played contributes to the masterpiece of knowledge.” – Maya Angelou

“Homework is the investment in human capital. The more you put in, the brighter the future becomes.” – Condoleezza Rice

“Homework is the gym for the mind. The more you exercise it, the stronger and more resilient it becomes.” – Malcolm Gladwell

“Homework is the roadmap to success, providing the directions to navigate the challenging terrain of education.” – Albert Einstein

“Homework is the cornerstone of achievement. It builds the foundation upon which your dreams and aspirations can stand tall.” – Oprah Winfrey

“Homework is the rehearsal for life’s challenges. Each assignment prepares you for the roles you’ll play on the stage of success.” – Bill Gates

“Homework is the key that unlocks the doors of knowledge, revealing the vast treasures that await those who seek understanding.” – Mae Jemison

“Homework is the bridge between potential and achievement. It connects the dots of learning, creating a pathway to success.” – Elon Musk

“Homework is not a burden; it’s an opportunity. It’s a chance to prove to yourself what you’re capable of achieving.” – Michelle Obama

“Homework is the sculptor’s tool, carving out the intricate details of your intellect and shaping the masterpiece of your education.” – Vincent Van Gogh

“Homework is the navigator on the ship of education, guiding you through the storms and helping you reach the shores of knowledge.” – Maya Angelou

“Homework is the compass that points you in the right direction. Embrace the journey, for it leads to the destination of success.” – Walt Disney

“Homework is not just a task; it’s a commitment to personal growth and intellectual development.” – Sheryl Sandberg

“Homework is the architect’s blueprint, designing the structure of your education and shaping the building blocks of your future.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

“Homework is the currency of success. Each assignment is a valuable coin that contributes to the wealth of your knowledge.” – Warren Buffett

“Homework is the crucible where knowledge is refined and intellect is forged. It’s the fire that tempers the steel of your education.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Homework is the alchemist’s potion, transforming raw information into the gold of wisdom. Stir it with diligence, and you’ll discover the elixir of success.” – Paulo Coelho

“Homework is the silent mentor, guiding you through the intricacies of learning and molding you into a well-rounded individual.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Homework is the GPS of education, helping you navigate the twists and turns of academic challenges and guiding you towards your destination of knowledge.” – Stephen Hawking

“Homework is the compass that keeps you on the right path. It may seem tedious, but it ensures you stay on course toward your goals.” – Margaret Mead

“Homework is the silent partner in your educational journey, working behind the scenes to ensure your success in the spotlight of life.” – Thomas Edison

“Homework is the garden where the seeds of knowledge are planted. Nurture it with care, and you’ll reap a bountiful harvest of wisdom.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“Homework is the passport to the future. Stamp it with dedication, and it will carry you to the destinations of success.” – Mark Twain

“Homework is the sculptor’s chisel, shaping your intellect and carving out the masterpiece of your education.” – Plato

“Homework is the compass that points you in the right direction. Embrace the journey, for it leads to the destination of success.” – Nelson Mandela

“Homework is the silent partner in your educational journey, working behind the scenes to ensure your success in the spotlight of life.” – Rosa Parks

“Homework is the garden where the seeds of knowledge are planted. Nurture it with care, and you’ll reap a bountiful harvest of wisdom.” – Winston Churchill

Funny Homework Quotes

“Homework is like a math problem – you’re not sure why, but somehow it always seems to involve trains leaving stations at different speeds.” – Bill Watterson

“Homework is nature’s way of telling you that you have too much free time during the day.” – Mark Twain

“Homework is a conspiracy between teachers and the secret society of parents to keep kids busy and prevent them from taking over the world.” – Anonymous

“Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough punishment.” – Anonymous

“Homework is a bit like a dinosaur – it’s big, it’s scary, and you’re probably better off running away from it.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the only thing on Earth that doesn’t follow the laws of physics. It expands to fill the time available for its completion.” – C. Northcote Parkinson

“Homework is like a monster with a thousand eyes. The more you try to escape it, the more it seems to be watching you.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the only thing that kids give their 100% in, but somehow the answer is never right.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a vampire. It sucks the life out of you, and you can’t escape until it’s finished.” – Anonymous

“Homework is a never-ending story, and the sequel is due tomorrow.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a black hole. Once you start, it’s hard to escape its gravitational pull.” – Anonymous

“Homework is proof that the universe has a sense of humor, and it’s not afraid to use it against you.” – Peter Doskoch

“Homework is like a horror movie. You know it’s going to be terrifying, but you still have to watch it.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a puzzle. You spend hours trying to figure it out, and when you finally do, it turns out you were missing a piece.” – Anonymous

“Homework is a lot like a shot of espresso – it’s bitter, it keeps you up at night, and you’re not sure if it’s really necessary.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad dream – you try to wake up, but it just keeps coming back.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad movie. You keep waiting for it to get better, but it just never does.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a diet. You know you should do it, but the temptation to avoid it is just too strong.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a fine wine. It gets better with age, and by ‘better,’ I mean more challenging.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, and by the end, you just want to get off.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad date. It takes up too much of your time, and you’re never really sure if it’s worth it.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad haircut. It might seem like a good idea at first, but you end up regretting it.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad breakup. You think you’re finally done with it, but it just keeps coming back to haunt you.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad habit. You know you should quit, but somehow you always find yourself going back for more.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad song. You can’t get it out of your head, no matter how hard you try.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad joke. You don’t really get it, but you’re expected to laugh along anyway.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad cold. It lingers on, making you miserable, and there’s no cure in sight.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad smell. You can’t escape it, and it always seems to linger longer than you want it to.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad game. You keep playing, hoping it will get better, but it just gets more frustrating.” – Anonymous

“Homework is like a bad dream. You try to wake up, but it just keeps dragging on.” – Anonymous

Homework Inspirational Quotes

“Homework is the compass guiding you through the vast landscape of knowledge, leading you to the treasures of wisdom.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the opportunity to turn effort into achievement, challenges into triumphs, and dreams into reality.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the training ground where champions are made, and success is not just a goal but a way of life.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the bridge between aspiration and accomplishment. With each task completed, you build your own path to success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the tool that hones your skills, sharpens your intellect, and forges the sword of knowledge that cuts through the challenges of life.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the canvas on which you paint the portrait of your academic journey, using the brushstrokes of dedication and perseverance.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the rehearsal for the symphony of success, with each note played contributing to the harmonious melody of achievement.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the blueprint for a brighter future, where each assignment shapes the foundation of your dreams.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the ladder to excellence, with each rung representing a step closer to the pinnacle of academic achievement.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the seed you plant today, hoping to reap the harvest of knowledge and success tomorrow.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the currency of education, and every completed assignment is a deposit into the bank of your intellectual wealth.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the path that leads from ignorance to enlightenment, with each assignment paving the way to a brighter and more knowledgeable future.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the journey of a thousand steps, each one taking you closer to the destination of wisdom and understanding.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the marathon of the mind, where every completed assignment is a step forward, bringing you closer to the finish line of success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the compass that points you toward the North Star of knowledge. Follow it diligently, and you’ll never lose your way.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the investment that pays dividends in the form of knowledge, skills, and the confidence to face any challenge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the sculptor’s chisel, shaping your intellect and carving out the masterpiece of your education.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the journey where struggle transforms into strength, challenges into opportunities, and dreams into reality.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the key that unlocks the doors of understanding, allowing you to explore the vast corridors of knowledge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the melody of learning, and each assignment adds a note to the symphony of your academic success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the canvas on which you paint the picture of your intellectual growth, using the vibrant colors of effort and determination.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the architect’s plan, designing the structure of your education and laying the foundation for a successful future.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the recipe for success, with each task adding an essential ingredient to the potion of knowledge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the catalyst for transformation, turning potential into achievement, and dreams into reality.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the compass that guides you through the labyrinth of learning, ensuring you stay on the path to academic success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the currency of ambition. The more you invest, the wealthier you become in knowledge and understanding.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the foundation upon which your academic success is built. With each completed assignment, you strengthen that foundation.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the journey that transforms you from a student into a scholar, with each assignment adding to the pages of your academic story.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the mirror reflecting your commitment to learning. The more effort you put in, the clearer the reflection of success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the silent mentor, guiding you through the intricacies of learning and molding you into a well-rounded individual.” – Anonymous

Positive Quotes About Homework

“Homework is the path to knowledge, and each assignment is a stepping stone that brings you closer to the summit of academic success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive force that turns challenges into opportunities and transforms effort into accomplishment.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the canvas where you paint the masterpiece of your education, using the colors of dedication, persistence, and curiosity.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the garden of learning, and each task you complete is a bloom that adds beauty to the landscape of your education.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive echo of your commitment to excellence, resonating with the sound of achievement and success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive energy that fuels your academic journey, propelling you forward with each completed assignment.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive habit that cultivates discipline, resilience, and a thirst for knowledge, preparing you for a bright future.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive link between aspiration and accomplishment, connecting your dreams to the reality of success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive navigator on the ship of education, guiding you through the waves of challenges toward the shores of knowledge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive workout for your mind, building intellectual muscles that empower you to tackle any academic challenge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive puzzle that, once solved, reveals the picture of your academic prowess and intellectual capacity.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive investment in your own potential, with each completed task adding value to your intellectual portfolio.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive catalyst that sparks curiosity, fosters a love for learning, and ignites the flame of academic passion.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive bridge between theory and practice, transforming knowledge into skills and information into wisdom.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive map that guides you through the vast terrain of education, helping you navigate toward the destination of success.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive melody of learning, with each completed task adding a note to the symphony of your academic achievements.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive mirror reflecting your dedication, determination, and the bright potential within you.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive architect’s blueprint, designing the structure of your academic success and building a solid foundation for the future.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive path to mastery, where each assignment is a milestone marking your progress toward expertise and understanding.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive spark that ignites the fire of lifelong learning, turning every assignment into an opportunity for growth.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive sculptor’s tool, chiseling away the excess and revealing the masterpiece of your education.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive navigator, guiding you through the twists and turns of academic challenges toward the positive shores of knowledge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive compass pointing towards success, guiding you through the academic journey with confidence and purpose.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive currency of education, with every completed task adding value to your intellectual wealth.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive garden of learning, where each task is a seed that, when nurtured, blossoms into the flowers of wisdom.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive mirror reflecting your commitment to excellence, resilience, and the continuous pursuit of knowledge.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive canvas on which you paint the portrait of your academic success, using the vibrant colors of dedication and perseverance.” – Anonymous

“Homework is the positive compass that guides you through the labyrinth of learning, ensuring you stay on the path to academic success.” – Anonymous

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Homework Is Fun

20 Funny Homework Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Hard

Homework might not sound like the most fun thing to do, but you would still have to complete it right to begin with. There are many funny quotes on homework that have been said over the years. These include many quotes all about the ways how homework operates. These funny homework quotes are among the truest things that people have said about this bothersome task. You could easily relate to many of these sayings about homework.

Getting Out of Homework Some funny quotes about doing homework entail the things that people will do to get away from homework. These include many funny quotes about homework in college that are especially relevant to today’s students:

• Time flies when you’re trying to avoid homework.
• Random stuff on the internet becomes more interesting once you’ve got homework to do.
• Sometimes homework just needs to grow up and solve itself.
• A crossword puzzle looks like homework, but it is much more fun to do than homework.

Why Do Your Homework? A few more funny quotes on homework are all about the issues that people with biology homework . These include many funny quotes about homework relating to very specific subjects that you might have a tough time with handling on your own:

• There’s no need to learn about history when all that stuff happened in the past. Lots of people in history are dead anyway.
• Geography isn’t necessary to study when you’ve got a globe.
• Why would you want to study English when you already speak that language? Also, much of English has been abbreviated into random acronyms.
• There’s no need to learn math when you’ve got a calculator.
• Science isn’t necessary because you’re not going to carry a Bunsen burner with you everywhere you go.
• Gym class isn’t needed because you can just play with your Nintendo Wii when you get home.

General Complaints About Homework Homework is frustrating to the point where no one really wants to complete it. Some funny homework quotes relate to the many issues that people have surrounding homework and how well it can be handled:

• Apparently six or seven hours of school a day is not enough. You’ve got to have even more to go with that time.
• Students might be doing their homework, but they are thinking about the summer and all the things they’ll be doing then instead.
• Homework is always the one thing that people do at the very last minute. But at the same time, it might be from the general fact that when you’re older, you are wiser.
• The best homework assignments were the ones where kids would just color things. It’s too bad that these assignments are prominent in college.
• A teacher who uses your first name in a homework example or question isn’t necessary using it as an example for a work problem. It’s a heavily coded message that only you can decipher if that’s your name. It’s probably not a positive message either.

How Homework Comes From Others Sometimes the other people you are surrounded by might influence the funny homework quotes you come across. Here are some of the best quotes surrounding the many people who are involved with making homework what it is:

• That one kid who reminds the teacher about a homework assignment is always the least popular one.
• Kids don’t actually hate school. Rather, they hate the homework they get, the teachers who give the homework to them, and having to wake up really early in the morning to show up.
• The people who give you homework don’t really give you much to think about.
• Teachers want students to show they work when they’re answering questions. That’s a pretty funny idea.
• The ways how teachers write their homework problems make it easy for some tasks to be handled right.

These funny quotes on homework are all interesting points that are certainly true and relevant to this day. You will be impressed with how well different funny homework sayings might relate to what you’re doing. These sayings can be useful philosophies for you to follow when you’re looking at how homework can be handled and what you are do when valiantly attempting to try and get your homework completed the right way.

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The Best Funny Homeschool Quotes and Memes (2024 Update)

By: Author Charlene Hess

Posted on Last updated: January 24, 2024

Need a laugh? Here are the best funny homeschool quotes and memes to brighten your day!

If you’ve spent any amount of time on social media, you might have noticed the popularity (and hilarity) of good, funny memes that are being shared by your friends and co-workers. I get a good kick out of most of these memes, but my favorite memes are funny homeschooling memes .

I love to laugh.  I am always typing lol in my Facebook posts and comments (like a child, I know, but I just can’t help it). In fact, when I was in high school, I loved quotes so much I would write them all over my binders and my backpack and my locker.

Seriously guys.  Quotes. Everywhere.   I’ll have to see if I can find my old binder and take a picture for you lovely folks (yes, I still have one of my quote-covered binders).

But anyways, that side of me has not changed.  I still love quotes.  Funny quotes, inspiring quotes, and quotes that make you think: they all have a special place in my heart.  And I am definitely one to get lost in a Pinterest board that is filled with funny relatable memes.  

In fact, I’d rather mindlessly scroll through some funny things on Pinterest than some drama-filled posts on Facebook any day!

Sometimes we all need a little pick-me-up. And reading through a list of fantastic quotes is a great way to find a little encouragement on a rainy day.

Quotes can inspire. Quotes can encourage. Quotes (and memes) can make you happy.

Quotes can elicit emotions like few other things can.

So partly to feed this habit of mine, and partly to provide you with some awesome homeschool humor, I have created my very own collection of the funniest homeschool quotes, the most inspiring homeschool quotes, and the funniest homeschool memes on the internet.  For your reading pleasure, just in case you need a little pick-me-up.

I have even sectioned off these wonderful little gems into categories.  Partly for my own organization and partly to make your life easier. 

See that little table of contents button at the top of the page ?  Feel free to use that to jump straight to the section you most want to read.

Want to read the encouraging and inspiring homeschool quotes?  Great!  There’s a section for that.  Only interested in funny memes?  There’s a section for that too.  In fact, that section includes some of my very favorite homeschool memes.  (You could say the best homeschool memes of 2024.)

Near the middle of this page, you’ll find some reversed public school reactions.  This section takes common reactions to finding out people homeschool and reverses them to show the hilarity (and ridiculousness) of these responses.  I guess you could call that the sarcastic homeschool memes section?  

There’s a section for some hilarious videos about homeschooling that I found on YouTube.  Now that is a good section that is sure to give you a good laugh.

Enjoy spending the next few minutes happily scrolling through all of the quotes and memes on this page.  You are definitely in for some great and inspiring homeschool humor.

Some of these memes were created entirely by me, some of these quotes were originally quoted by famous people of varying sorts and then decorated by me, and some of these memes were inspired by sites such as FreedomHomeschooling.com and then dressed up by me.

Google is no match for this compilation of funny stuff to brighten your day.  

And now onto the rest of the inspiring, encouraging, and just plain funny homeschool memes and quotes.

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Inspiring and Encouraging Homeschool Quotes

This first section is where homeschooling moms come for inspiration and encouragement.  These quotes are not exactly funny.  Some of them are a pinch ironic and a few of them are sarcastic.  

But all of them are sure to put a lift in your step and leave you proud to be on this journey we call homeschooling.

So keep scrolling and prepare to be encouraged!

Don’t question your ability to teach your child. Question putting your child into the same institution that left you questioning your ability to teach your child. Unknown

Childhood is not a race to see how quickly a child can read, write, and count. It is a small window of time to learn and develop at the pace that is right for each individual child. Earlier does not equal better. Magda Gerber

Children are born naturalists. They explore the world with all of their senses, experiment in the environment, and communicate their discoveries to those around them. The Audubon Nature Preschool

Children learn from anything and everything they see. They learn wherever they are – not just in special learning places. John Holt

Children are not a distraction from more important work. They are the most important work. C. S. Lewis

Education is every day and everywhere, the only thing you have to pay is attention. Tim Fargo

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. Albert Einstein

You will not reap the fruit of individuality in your children if you clone their education. Margaret Howshall

Education is not the learning of facts, but the training of the mind to think. Albert Einstein

I homeschool my children not to prepare them for tests but to prepare them for life. Tamara L. Chilver

Homeschooling is not public school at home. It is living a life of learning on a schedule that meets your family’s needs. Unknown

Homeschooling allows you the freedom to step off the highway of learning and take a more scenic route along a dirt road. Tamara L. Chilver

Children must be taught how to think, not what to think. Margaret Mead

The school system is designed to teach obedience and conformity and prevent the child’s natural capacities from developing. Noam Chomskey

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain

Why, you ask? Because I want more – more for them, more expected of them, more time with them. That is why I homeschool. Unknown

The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn. John Lubbock

Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune. Jim Rohn

When it comes to my children, my greatest goal for them is Heaven, not Harvard. If they go to the latter on their way to Heaven, that’s great. But if they reverse that equation, I’ve failed them. Barbara Frank

It’s not that I’m worried if my kids go to public school they won’t turn out “OK.” Homeschool is about SO much more – The family time is a treasure, the relationships, the learning, the lifestyle, the discipleship…It’s not about keeping them from something, but about giving them something – it doesn’t shelter, it FREES! Karen DeBeus

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein

Funny Homeschool Memes and Quotes

Out of all the sections in this article, this is probably my favorite.  What’s better than a bit of homeschool humor in the form of a funny meme or a sarcastic homeschool meme to brighten your day?

And the best part?  This section gets updated regularly.  Because like I mentioned before, I am always scouring the internet for the next best homeschool meme.  And when I find a little bit of inspiration, I spend some time in my design software, and I share the results here.  

And trust me when I say I only share the very best homeschool memes here.  Only the truly funny memes make it online.  Everything else?  Well, those can just stay on the drawing board.

ME: I think I’m going to homeschool my children. SOCIETY: But what about socialization!? ME: I said I’m going to educate my children at home, not live in a cave, Karen! Unknown

Homeschooling is like crafting with glitter. It’s messy and scary but oh so worth it. Unknown

Homeschool moms be like: You don’t think my kids fit in well with the rest of society? That was kind of the point! Hess UnAcademy

Homeschooled kids when public school ends be like: They’re invading our library and our park! Hess UnAcademy

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain

Mom gets a phone call. RECESS!! Hess UnAcademy

I wish my fourth-grade teacher who always said, “We are not here to socialize,” would please tell that to everyone who asks me about homeschool socialization. Unknown

School is not the only place to learn how to grow up. Patrick Farenga

Dear public school moms, We can’t wait until your kids are back in school either! Signed, Homeschool moms everywhere Hess UnAcademy

Expecting a kid to learn only from a textbook is like asking them to look at a travel brochure and calling it a vacation. Unknown

I was inspired by an amazing pack of worksheets in elementary school that totally changed my life! No Child Ever

Every student can learn, just not on the same day or in the same way. George Evans

Even though I was talking to myself, I am not crazy. I am a Homeschool Mom, that was just a parent teacher conference. Unknown

If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business. We’re having a fire drill. Hess UnAcademy

Even More Funny Homeschool Memes (And Some Sarcastic Homeschool Memes Too!)

Check out some of these funny pictures.  You’ve got to admit, these are some pretty hilarious memes.  Funny stuff here, guys.

How true is this?

Public school or homeschool, my kid is still going to be molded and influenced by me. So…basically, she has no hope for escape! (insert evil laugh here!)

As a homeschool mom, I LOATHE this question. Out of all the common questions we get regarding our schooling, this is the worst.

We don’t do grade levels.

My same child could be on 4th-grade level math, 2nd-grade level reading, and 10th-grade level science. (yes, one of my children is like that)

My short answer to this question is whatever grade their peers are in. But it really is a complicated question.

Classic reaction to all those nay-sayers who wonder how on earth homeschoolers ever get a chance to socialize! (As if we never leave the house for months at a time or something.)

We don’t wear pajamas every day. I promise we don’t.

I feel much more put together when everybody is dressed.

BUT I like this meme because it points out how the fun little ‘perks’ you get at public school can be enjoyed anytime when you homeschool!

Everybody always asks how homeschoolers deal with socialization.

But they fail to recognize that traditionally schooled kids get 15 minutes for lunch and 20 minutes of recess for socialization. How is that any better?

Also consider the fact that at a traditional school, you only get to interact with people your same age.

My homeschool kids are more comfortable talking to people of ANY age than I am. No question.

Reversed Reactions to Homeschooling Funny Quotes

If you’ve been homeschooling (or talking about homeschooling) for longer than, say, five minutes, then I’m sure you’ve gotten one (or more) of these protesting questions from nay-sayers.

Maybe these questions come from friends or family, or maybe they come from busy-body strangers. Maybe these nay-sayers are genuinely curious or maybe they are worried about your kids.

But what if we posed these same questions to our well-meaning friends, only in reverse?

Check out these funny homeschool quotes about reversed homeschool questions for public schoolers.

Note – I have nothing against our public school neighbors. I merely wonder what they would think if we asked them the questions they so often ask us??

If People Reacted to Public School Like They Do Homeschool Series

What in the world would make you decide to public school? freedomhomeschooling.com

Aren’t you afraid public schooling will make your child weird? I met a weird person one time and they went to public school! freedomhomeschooling.com

Well, I guess public schooling is fine for you, but most families really shouldn’t public school. freedomhomeschooling.com

Oh, you’re public schooled? What’s 10 plus 6? 13 times 4? Who was the 17th president? What is the temperature of the Earth’s core? Hess UnAcademy

Aren’t you concerned about the negative socialization in public school? freedomhomeschooling.com

I could never public school. My kids don’t listen to me, so how can I expect them to listen to a teacher? freedomhomeschooling.com

How does your child like being stuck at school all day? freedomhomeschooling.com

Public schooling might be O.K. while they are young, but surely you won’t public school them for high school too! freedomhomeschooling.com

These kinds of questions posed to public school kids are absolutely laughable! No kind and loving homeschooling parent would ask her public schooling neighbor these things.

So why is it acceptable for these questions to be asked of us?

That, my friends, is a good question.

Funny Videos For Homeschoolers (Like a Homeschooling Meme on Steroids!)

Who can resist a video that illustrates homeschool humor?

This one pops up on my Facebook feed regularly, and I get a kick out of it every time. Enjoy the Homeschool Anthem!  Haha!  

(There are some pretty funny jokes in here if you’ve got the time to watch.)

And these other funny homeschool videos are currently trending. I gave them a watch and couldn’t resist sharing with you!

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Susan Valdez

Wednesday 2nd of November 2022

I too am a homeschooling mom. Is it acceptable to copy and paste a few of your memes to my Facebook page, as long as you’re given credit?

Thursday 10th of February 2022

The quote from 'Margaret' Howshall is incorrect I did some digging an everyone else has her as Marilyn Howshall.

Charlene Hess

Saturday 12th of February 2022

Thanks for letting me know! I'll research that further and make the needed change.

Ashley Wright

Monday 26th of April 2021

Amazing blog!!! Quotes are great, keep sharing such great blog.

Chris James

Interesting blog!!!! Thanks for sharing such amazing homeschool quotes with us.

Great read!!! Thanks for sharing such a great blog, blog like these will surely help each and every homeschoolers in homeschooling their children in best way.

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75 Best Funny Quotes About School For Students And Teachers

Funny Quotes About The Educational Value Of School

Humorous quotes on the school experience , funny school quotes about teachers and teaching, funny quotes connecting school and real-life, hilarious quotes about students' attitude toward school, other hilarious and relatable school-related quotes, where can i find more funny quotes about school, how can i use these funny school quotes effectively, can these quotes be educational as well as funny.

School days are often remembered for their unique blend of challenges and triumphs, but it's the humor that truly helps make the memories last. These funny quotes about school capture the lighter side of studying and teaching , providing a chuckle that students and educators can appreciate.

Whether you're dragging through homework or counting down to summer break , a little laughter can go a long way in making the educational journey more enjoyable. Teachers, on the other hand, will find these quips relatable, reflecting the everyday hilarity that comes with managing a classroom .

So, take a moment to laugh and let these quotes remind you that education isn't just about grades and exams, it's also about enjoying the ride.

While school is undoubtedly a place for learning and growth , it often presents moments of unintentional comedy that highlight the peculiarities of education. These quotes playfully poke fun at the very essence of what you are often told school is all about.

1. "The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school." - Haruki Murakami

2. “Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” - Fran Lebowitz

3. "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

4. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde

5. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.” - E.C. McKenzie

6. "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." - Peter De Vries

7. "He who opens a school door, closes a prison." - Victor Hugo

8. "There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison." - William Glasser

9. "I've always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings." - Jenny Han

10. "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." - Albert Einstein

11. “Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” - G.B. Trudeau

12. "School is a building which has four walls with tomorrow inside." - Lon Watters

13. "There's more treasure in books than in the entire pirate's loot on Treasure Island." - Walt Disney

School life is a mix of awkward moments, joyful victories, and sometimes, endless lectures that test your patience. These funny quotes capture the essence of everyday school experiences with a healthy dose of laughter.

14. "High School looks good on TV but in reality, it does not." - Unknown

15. "It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school." - Laurie Halse Anderson

16. "Every class is drama class when you're in high school." - Unknown

17. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." - Kurt Vonnegut

18. "My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary column." - Norm Crosby

19. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright

20. "In 300 BC Euclid invented geometry, and the grade F." - Unknown

21. “The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pajama party.” -Unknown

22. "Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, What did you learn today? 'Not enough,' Luke replies. They said I have to go back tomorrow." - Unknown

23. "Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!" - Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.

24. "A book never written: 'The Best Subject in School' by Jim Class." - Ian B, Howell, NJ

25. "David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don't know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!" - David L, Hicksville, NY

26. “As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.” - Dana Perino

27. "Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Josh: I don't know. Why? Chad: They're good at trick questions." - Chad N., Firestone, Colo

28. "Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!" - Jacob B, South Bend, Ind.

Teachers are the unsung heroes of education , often using humor to engage and enlighten their students. This collection of witty quotes reflects the lighter side of teaching, showcasing the humor that can be found in guiding young minds.

29. "Sunday is a teacher's day of rest: the rest of the laundry , the rest of the housework, and grade the rest of the papers." - Heidi McDonald

30. "As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools." - Unknown

31. "A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh." - Gilbert Highet

32. "A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at." - John R. Kemble

33. "By choosing to be a teacher, you have entered an emotionally dangerous profession." - Unknown

34. "Teaching is the greatest act of optimism." - Colleen Wilcox

35. "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Hector Berlioz

36. "Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting." - Frank McCourt

37. "I like a teacher that gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." - Lily Tomlin

38. "There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July and August." - Unknown

39. "A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor and makes far less money." - Unknown

40. "The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you." - Dave Barry

41. "I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." - Woody Allen

42. "When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble." - Mark Twain

43. "I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." - Lily Tomlin

44. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - Darwin D. Martin

45. "He who can, do. He, who cannot, teaches." - George Bernard Shaw

46. “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.” - Woody Allen

47. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students’ essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald

48. "Confessions of a Tired Teacher: I was so tired that I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green." - Unknown

49. "She used to be a teacher but she has no class now." - Fred Allen

50. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith

51. "You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?" - Jim Gaffigan

52. "Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back." - Unknown

53. "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help at all." - Unknown

The lessons learned in school don't always align perfectly with real-life situations, leading to some amusing differences. These quotes humorously contrast school teachings with the realities of everyday life, offering a comical take on educational outcomes.

54. "A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." - Theodore Roosevelt

55. "You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him. You send him to the Latin class, but much of his tuition comes, on his way to school, from the shop- windows." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

56. “If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” — Edgar W. Howe

57. "In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” — Tom Bodett

58. "Education costs money, but then so does ignorance." - Claus Moser

59. "Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world—an assigned parking space." - Gene Perret

60. "If you think your teachers are tough, wait 'til you get a boss." - Bill Gates

61. "I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn’t want it, but is forced by law to buy it." - Dan Meyer

Students often have a love-hate relationship with their schools, which can result in some hilariously blunt expressions about their daily educational grind. These quotes reveal the comedic side of students' attitudes towards homework, classes, and the school culture.

62. "You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go." - Unknown

63. "My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn't know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench." - Unknown

64. "As long as there will be Maths in school I always pray to God." - Unknown

65. "But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret." - Ronald Reagan

66. "I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally." - Calvin Trillin

67. "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." - Gracie Allen

68. “1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless grandma look.” - Unknown

69. "In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window." - Rodney Dangerfield

70. “School is a lot like toilet paper. You only miss it when it’s gone.” - Unknown

Beyond textbooks and tests, school is a treasure trove of funny moments and memories. This section rounds up various school-related quotes that anyone who has ever sat in a classroom will find both hilarious and relatable.

71. "Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime Ministers have never yet been invested." - Winston Churchill

72. "People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong." - Bill Vaughan

73. "...if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher." - Clifford Stoll

74. "There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly." - Lola May

75. "Summer: The time of the year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are." - Unknown

76. "To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble." - Mark Twain

You can find more funny quotes about school on educational blogs, social media platforms like Pinterest or Instagram, and in books about school life. These sources often provide a rich variety of humorous reflections on both student and teacher experiences.

Funny school quotes can be used in classroom presentations, as part of a morning announcement in schools, or in newsletters to add a light-hearted touch. They are also great for breaking the ice during meetings or on the first day of school to ease students' nerves.

Yes, funny quotes about school can serve an educational purpose by sparking discussions about the realities of school life and helping to build a relatable classroom environment. They can encourage students to reflect on their experiences and foster a sense of community through shared laughter.

As you wrap up this collection of funny quotes about school, it's clear that education doesn't always have to be a solemn affair. These quotes remind you that humor can be a great companion in both learning and teaching, providing relief and a bit of joy amidst the challenges.

So, the next time school feels overwhelming, remember these funny takes on the educational journey. They offer a laugh and serve as a gentle reminder that you're not alone in the journey of learning, teaching, and, most importantly, laughing along the way.

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Funny Homework Quotes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

We know how kids, in general, feel about homework. While there has been a lot of debate about whether homework is necessary for kids, especially for elementary students, the fact remains that many teachers prefer giving homework. Students are expected to complete and submit their work for assessment. 

Often kids consider homework as a burden that robs them of their free time. Consequently, they tend to lose interest in it. As quotes have the power to alleviate mood and change perspective, we can use them to handle thoughts about homework too! We have already covered funny quotes on topics such as geometry , math , and grammar . This time around, we are happy to share fun quotes on homework. 

Although inspiring quotes can encourage positive thoughts, funny quotes make the topic light. By bringing a smile to students’ faces, funny quotes can lighten up their moods and help create a positive mindset toward homework.

Let’s share some smiles with funny homework quotes

1. “homework: because 7 hours at school isn’t enough.” – unknown, 2. “i like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.” – lily tomlin, 3. “homework- the teachers’ way to find out how smart parents are” – unknown, 4. “homework is not an option. my bed is sending out serious nap rays. i can’t help myself. the fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than i am. i have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.” – laurie halse anderson, 5. “time flies so fast when i’m avoiding homework…” – unknown, 6. “you could give me 43 years to do homework, and i still wouldn’t do it until the night before.” – unknown, 7. “my life is a black hole of boredom and despair.” “so basically, you have been doing homework.” “like i said, black hole.” – kiersten white, 8. “i miss the days when homework was just… coloring.” – unknown, 9. “what i like about baseball- there is no homework” – dan quisenberry, 10. “i can’t keep calm. there’s too much homework.” – unknown, 11. “moment of disappointment- when you can’t find the answers to your homework on google.” – unknown, 12. “the reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven’t the faintest idea how to do their homework.” – babs bell hajdusiewicz, 13. “my dog’s favorite snack is my homework.” – unknown, 14. “i am learning skills i will use for the rest of my life by doing homework – procrastinating and negotiation.” – bill watterson, 15. “before i forget, here’s your homework. where do you want me to put it” she pointed at the trash can. “right there would be fine.” – becca fitzpatrick, 16. “homework should be a swear word. every time the teacher says it, they should have to put money in a jar, and then, when there is enough, they need to buy all the kids ice cream.”  – rachel inbar, 17. “the awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.” – unknown, 18. “homework, i have discovered, involves a sharp pencil and thick books and long sighs.” – katherine applegate, 19. “instead of doing my homework; i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do.” – unknown, 20. “things i have learned in school: if the homework is study or read… you don’t have any homework.” – unknown, 21. “getting so bored that you are actually doing your homework earlier…” – unknown, 22. “the teacher can always tell when you did your homework on the bus.” – cynthia lewis, 23. “if you attend miskatonic university, your homework might eat your dog.” – james pratt, 24. “inspiration comes in the middle of the night when you should be doing homework.” – amy lee, 25.”homework means half of my energy is wasted on random knowledge.” – unknown, 26. “it’s piles and piles of emotional homework forever if you ever want to qualify as a grown-up.” – mary h.k. choi, 27. “i didn’t do it because i spent all night long doing the previous night’s homework.” – unknown, 28. “that moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, we have homework.” – unknown, 29.”dear homework, they may be doing you, but all they can think about is me. sincerely, summer.” – unknown, 30.”i save all of my homework until the last minute because then i will be older, therefore wiser.” – u nknown, 31. “even when i have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option.” – unknown, but why is homework important for students.

We may have shared witty and funny quotes about homework, but that does not mean we consider homework unimportant. There are quite a few good reasons why homework has been an integral part of a student’s life for years. Do you want to know how doing regular homework can benefit you in the long run? Let’s see. 

1. It instills discipline and encourages students to plan their day, do their assignments, and stay organized.

2. Homework improves time management skills. As homework comes with a deadline and every day has a different workload, students have to level up their time management game to stay on track and keep their deliverables ready on time. 

3. Repeating concepts several times helps in increasing a student’s understanding of the subject. This makes the topic easier to comprehend, which stays in memory for a long duration.

4. Doing assignments in class is quite different from doing them at home. At school, guidance is readily available. But homework encourages students to problem-solve and work independently. 

5. Homework prepares students to do things even if they don’t want to. Adulthood brings several instances when you have to do certain things without having the willingness to do them. Students get to learn this life lesson through homework.

6. Homework teaches students to become responsible for their learning. Failing to take responsibility well often results in poor grades in class assessments.  

7. It provides an opportunity for parents to be actively involved in their child’s education and know what they are learning in class and where they stand in terms of understanding the subject matter. 

8. Homework also allows teachers to assess how well students have understood a topic and gives them an idea about which areas must be discussed further in class to develop clarity in the minds of the students. 

Wrapping up,

Homework may not bring a smile to a student’s face. But that doesn’t make it less important. We all know “Laughter is the best medicine” in stressful times. So, the next time you’re stressed out by your homework, take a break and go through these funny quotes. It will definitely lighten up your mood and release happy hormones in your body so you can go back and finish your homework with cheerfulness and positivity.

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Funny Teacher Quotes

• Teaching is a work of heart, and humor is the glue that holds it all together.
• A good teacher can explain complex concepts in a way that even a dentist could understand.
• Teaching is the only profession where you can tell people to be quiet and they have to listen.
• A teacher’s favorite color is always ‘grading papers’.
• Teaching is like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire and you’re on fire too.
• I don’t always have a favorite student, but when I do, it’s the one who brings me coffee.
• Teaching is the only job where you can ask a question and get 25 different incorrect answers.
• Teaching is a unique profession where you get paid with apples and homemade crafts.
• I always say ‘give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he’ll never leave you alone during lunch break.’
• A teacher’s superpower is the ability to have eyes in the back of their head.
• If a teacher’s classroom is a mess, it’s just a reflection of their creativity.
• If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you probably shouldn’t be a teacher.
• Teaching is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.

Back to School Quotes

• A bad teacher is like a broken pencil, they’re pointless.
• Teaching is a profession where you can turn something as simple as a pencil into a life lesson.
• The only thing longer than a teacher’s to-do list is the list of excuses from students.
• The best teachers are those who can turn learning into an adventure.
• A teacher’s day doesn’t end at 3 p.m., it just goes into overtime grading papers.
• Teaching is the only job where you can connect algebra to real-life problems, like figuring out how many pizzas to order for a party.
• A good teacher is like a candle, they consume themselves to light the way for others.
• Teaching is 20% teaching and 80% trying not to say what’s really on your mind.
• A teacher’s patience is as infinite as the number line in math class.
• Teaching is all about giving students the tools they need to succeed, like a never-ending supply of extra pencils.
• The best teachers use duct tape for everything, including their sanity.
• Teaching is a rollercoaster of emotions, but it’s always worth the ride.
• A teacher’s favorite grammar rule is that there are no favorite grammar rules.

Funny Sayings about Teacher Appreciation

• I became a teacher because I wanted to enlighten young minds… but mostly because I love summers off.
• Teaching is a job where you can break up fights, give hugs, and create lifelong learners all in the span of five minutes.
• A teacher’s favorite weather is snow days.
• Teaching is like playing a game of chess where the pieces are constantly moving and complaining about homework.
• If at first, you don’t succeed, call it an experiment and give the students extra credit.
• A great teacher can make even the driest subject seem like a stand-up comedy routine.
• The difference between a good teacher and a great teacher is the ability to laugh at their own jokes.
• Teaching is a test of patience, but it’s also a lesson in optimism.
• A teacher’s favorite holiday is ‘Back to School’ sales.
• Teaching is the only job where you get paid with hugs, high fives, and the occasional chocolate bar.
• A teacher’s greatest accomplishment is seeing their students succeed and then forgetting they ever had a teacher in the first place.
• Teaching is like being a tour guide, except you’re trying to keep everyone awake and interested in the historical facts.

Funny Quotes from Teacher Life

• A teacher’s classroom is like a zoo, but the animals are way more unpredictable.
• Teaching is the art of making the complicated seem simple…and the simple seem complicated.
• A teacher’s biggest challenge is keeping a straight face when a student tells a ridiculous joke.
• Teaching is a job where you can wear the same outfit every day and nobody will notice.
• A great teacher is like a superhero, except they don’t wear capes…unless it’s ‘Superhero Day’ at school.
• Teaching is like being a stand-up comedian, except the audience is required to be there and you have to give them homework.
• A teacher’s favorite fruit is the ‘apple,’ because it’s the only one they can relate to.
• Teaching is a dance of knowledge, with the occasional awkward stumble.
• A teacher’s supply closet is a magical place where dreams come true…if your dreams involve colored markers and dry erase pens.
• Teaching is a job where you can inspire young minds, but also witness some really questionable fashion choices.
• A teacher’s favorite sound is the sound of silence during a surprise fire drill.
• Teaching is a job where you can change lives, one lesson and one bad pun at a time.

FAQ Funny Teacher Quotes

What’s a popular teacher saying that captures the humor and challenges of the teaching profession, often found on a coffee mug or a teacher shirt.

“Teaching is easy, it’s like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you’re on fire, everything is on fire.” This humorous take captures the chaotic yet rewarding nature of teaching, making it a favorite among educators for its relatability and humor.

How do math teachers incorporate their subject into funny teaching moments, possibly seen on memes or mugs?

A classic funny math teacher saying is, “Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back.” This type of humor makes the subject more approachable and shows students that their teacher can have fun too.

Can you share a funny English teacher saying that makes light of the intricacies of English grammar, suitable for a teacher gift or wall art?

“Let’s eat Grandma. Let’s eat, Grandma. Punctuation saves lives.” This funny saying highlights the importance of English grammar in a humorous way, making it a great gift idea for English teachers who appreciate a good grammar joke.

What is a sarcastic saying by a history teacher that could be used as a funny quote on a teacher shirt or meme, reflecting their unique perspective on teaching?

“History is written by the victors, but if you don’t hand in your homework, you won’t be one of them.” This sarcastic remark not only reflects the humor in teaching history but also subtly encourages students to do their homework.

What inspirational yet funny teaching quote could be used by a kindergarten or daycare teacher on a sign or teacher shirt to reflect the energetic atmosphere of their classroom?

“Chaos Coordinator: because ‘miracle worker’ isn’t an official job title.” This saying humorously acknowledges the hectic but rewarding nature of working with young children and the organizational skills required to manage a classroom.

For a music teacher looking for a teacher gift that strikes a chord with humor and passion for teaching, what saying might you find on a mug or teacher sign?

“Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan.” This versatile saying, adapted with a musical note for music teachers, embodies the flexibility and quick thinking often required in teaching, all while maintaining a sense of humor.

What’s a cute and funny saying that an English teacher might use to show their love for puns and grammar, perfect for a cricut teacher design or teacher mug?

“I’m silently correcting your grammar.” This witty and funny English saying playfully acknowledges the internal struggle of English teachers everywhere, making it an ideal gift for educators with a keen eye for grammar and a sense of humor.

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80+ Inspiring Homework Quotes To Ignite Your Motivation

Homework is more than a series of assignments; it’s a journey of growth, discovery, and transformation.

Accept each task with enthusiasm, knowing that your hard work will result in a better comprehension of the subject matter and the development of vital life skills.

Let these 80+ homework quotes be your companions as you navigate the path of education. Remember that you can overcome any challenge with determination and a positive mindset .

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40 Quotes About Homework to Fuel Your Academic Journey

Beginning on the path of education, homework serves as both a challenge and a catalyst for growth.

Enjoy made up of insightful quotes of homework offering illuminate the transformative journey of learning and the significance it holds.

• “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” – Aristotle
• “Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” – Robert Collier
• “You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” – Zig Ziglar
• “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
• “Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.” – William Butler Yeats
• “The expert in anything was once a beginner.” – Helen Hayes
• “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt
• “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” – Nelson Mandela
• “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” – Chinese Proverb
• “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” – B.B. King
• “Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.” – George Washington Carver
• “Homework is a bridge between school and home.” – Richard Walker
• “The biggest challenge of homework is staying focused and avoiding distractions.” – Shanice Miller
• “Homework is the practice ground for applying what you’ve learned.” – Paula Johnson
• “Homework teaches responsibility and time management.” – David Anderson
• “Homework is the compass that guides us through the territory of knowledge.” – Linda Nguyen
• “Homework is a canvas for creativity in showcasing your understanding.” – Jonathan Hughes
• “Homework turns learning into a personal journey of exploration.” – Megan Turner
• “Homework reinforces the learning process and helps us retain knowledge.” – Nathan Foster
• “Homework builds the bridge between classroom learning and real-world application.” – Emily Simmons
• “Homework is the ladder that takes us closer to our academic goals.” – Ethan Garcia
• “Homework is the stepping stone to achieving academic excellence.” – Sophia Patel
• “Homework is like a puzzle, and each piece brings us closer to mastery.” – Oliver Mitchell
• “Homework is an investment in your future success.” – Grace Robinson
• “Homework helps us develop problem-solving skills and critical thinking.” – Isaac Turner
• “Homework is the roadmap that leads to a deeper understanding of subjects.” – Anna Mitchell
• “Homework encourages us to question, explore, and seek answers.” – Alex Carter
• “Homework instills discipline and a strong work ethic.” – Ella Lewis
• “Homework is the foundation upon which academic achievements are built.” – Liam Adams
• “Homework is the ally that empowers us to take control of our learning journey.” – Zara Foster
• “Homework is not a burden; it’s a bridge that connects learning from school to life.” – Annie Sullivan
• “In the realm of education, homework is the compass that guides us toward deeper understanding.” – Malcolm Gladwell
• “Homework teaches us that effort is the key that unlocks the door to knowledge.” – Abigail Adams
• “Learning doesn’t end in the classroom; homework empowers us to explore the world within our minds.” – John Dewey
• “Homework is the thread that weaves the fabric of learning, making every lesson a part of who we are.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
• “Through homework, we practice the art of discipline, sculpting our minds into vessels of wisdom.” – Maya Angelou
• “Homework is the cornerstone of growth, the foundation upon which we build our dreams.” – Benjamin Franklin
• “Education without homework is like a ship without a rudder; it lacks direction and purpose.” – Margaret Mead
• “Homework is the sculptor’s chisel, shaping our potential into the masterpiece of knowledge.” – Pablo Picasso
• “Homework is the echo of the classroom, reminding us that learning is a lifelong journey.” – Albert Einstein

20 Funny Quotes on Homework to Brighten Your Study Session

• “Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough torture.” – Unknown
• “Homework is a long-forgotten word in the language of fun.” – Winston Churchill
• “Homework is like a race against time, where I’m the slowest runner.” – Albert Einstein
• “Homework: the art of convincing yourself that lying down with books open is studying.” – Mark Twain
• “I’m not saying homework is a conspiracy, but have you ever seen it and aliens in the same room?” – Oscar Wilde
• “Homework is like a math problem: if it’s too complicated, skip it and hope someone else has the answer.” – Elbert Hubbard
• “Homework is the real reason behind why aliens won’t talk to us.” – Thomas Edison
• “Homework is nature’s way of reminding us that time is a limited resource.” – Franklin P. Jones
• “I believe in karma, and that’s why I let my dog eat my homework.” – Albert Schweitzer
• “Homework: when you’re not sure if you’re practicing algebra or summoning demons.” – E.B. White
• “Homework is like a monster under my bed, except it’s on my desk and it never goes away.” – George Bernard Shaw
• “I don’t need therapy; I just need less homework.” – Sigmund Freud
• “Homework is proof that education is a never-ending assembly line of pain.” – Helen Keller
• “Homework is a sneaky way of professors saying, ‘Let’s see if they read the chapter!'” – J.K. Rowling
• “Homework is a cosmic joke; the punchline is my stress level.” – Erma Bombeck
• “I don’t always do homework, but when I do, it’s right before the deadline.” – Mark Zuckerberg
• “Homework: because every great mind needs to question why they’re doing what they’re doing.” – Voltaire
• “Homework is a battle of wills: mine against the laws of physics.” – Isaac Newton
• “Homework is like the Olympics for procrastination athletes.” – Aristotle
• “I’m convinced that homework was invented by a parent who lost at hide-and-seek.” – George Carlin

25 Quotes About Homework Being Bad: Beyond the Textbooks

• “Homework is a burden that stifles creativity and hampers genuine learning.” – John Taylor Gatto
• “Excessive homework drains the joy out of learning and replaces it with stress.” – Alfie Kohn
• “Homework overload turns education into a mechanical task rather than a meaningful pursuit.” – Diane Ravitch
• “Too much homework undermines the very essence of a well-rounded education.” – Etta Kralovec
• “Homework should inspire curiosity, not extinguish the flame of learning.” – Sara Bennett
• “Exhausting homework assignments leave students with little time for other important aspects of life .” – Nancy Kalish
• “The pressure of homework can lead to burnout, damaging a student’s overall well-being.” – Jessica Lahey
• “Homework-centric education shifts the focus from holistic growth to mere academic achievement.” – William Crain
• “When homework becomes a daily struggle, it erodes the passion for knowledge.” – Denise Pope
• “The relentless burden of homework can discourage students from exploring their interests.” – Harris Cooper
• “Homework should facilitate understanding, not serve as an obstacle to genuine comprehension.” – Alvin Rosenfeld
• “Excessive homework contributes to a culture of stress and anxiety among students.” – Richard Walker
• “Learning should be engaging, but too much homework drains the joy out of it.” – Sandra Aamodt
• “A healthy balance between homework and leisure is essential for a child’s growth.” – Tim Elmore
• “Homework-induced stress often overshadows the joy of learning, diminishing its value.” – Annie Murphy Paul
• “A mountain of homework can lead to a scarcity of time for meaningful family interactions.” – Melissa Walker
• “When homework becomes a burden, students may lose sight of the true purpose of education.” – Erika A. Patall
• “Overloading students with homework robs them of the opportunity to explore their own interests.” – Joseph Renzulli
• “Homework that feels like a chore impedes the development of a genuine love for learning.” – Edward Bok
• “Excessive homework can lead to exhaustion, hindering cognitive and emotional development.” – Natalie Wexler
• “Learning should be a joyous journey, not a tiresome trudge through endless homework.” – Sarah Kirby
• “When homework outweighs the benefits, it becomes detrimental to a student’s growth.” – Daniel Pink
• “The pursuit of well-rounded development often suffers when homework takes center stage.” – Diane Lapp
• “Homework overload can foster negative attitudes towards education and stifle curiosity.” – Kenneth Goldberg
• “When homework becomes a source of stress, it detracts from the joy of learning.” – Edward F. Zigler
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Laugh Out Loud with 150+ Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings

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A good teacher can make you laugh even when you think you have nothing left to smile about,” said one wise student. In this article, we share a collection of funny and hilarious teacher quotes that will have you chuckling in agreement. These funny teacher quotes perfectly capture the humor and joy teachers bring to their classrooms every day. 

Though teaching can be difficult, the best educators know that laughter opens minds and creates lasting connections with students. Whether you’re an aspiring teacher looking for a quick giggle or a current student who appreciates their professor’s humor, these funny quotes for teachers will make you laugh while also reminding you of all the special moments teachers provide. 

So get ready to enjoy some amusing words of wisdom about this noble (yet often hilarious) profession. Our lighthearted collection of funny teacher sayings illustrates that while school may be serious business, laughter and learning go hand in hand.

What Is The Best Caption For Teacher

Teachers nurture young minds, shape futures, and impact lives through their passion and dedication to educating students. When honoring an exceptional educator, heartfelt captions for teachers express gratitude and capture their spirit. Short, inspirational quotes like “A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart” make ideal social media or greeting card captions.

Captions celebrating teachers recognize their hard work molding students’ development and growth. Impactful phrases such as “The best teachers teach from the heart, not just from the book” demonstrate their dedication. Uplifting captions for teacher profiles or pictures could include: “Teaching is a work of heart” or “An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.”

Crafting the perfect caption for a special teacher combines sincere appreciation with their unique personality. Quotes like “A teacher affects eternity” or “Teaching is a work of heart” express compassion. Humorous captions like “If you can read this, thank a teacher” show gratitude with a smile.

Here are some more examples of great inspirational captions for teachers:

• “One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world.”
• “A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, touches a heart.”
• “Teaching is a work of heart.”
• “An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.”
• “A teacher affects eternity.”

Funny Motivational Quotes For Teachers

These humorous reflections not only lighten the mood but also underscore the unique blend of dedication, creativity, and patience inherent in the teaching profession. From amusing anecdotes about classroom antics to witty observations on the art of teaching, these sayings celebrate the spirited essence of educators who navigate the dynamic landscape of learning with a smile.

• “Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit class of students… said no teacher ever.” 
• “Maybe if we tell students that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.”
• “I’m not saying I hate teaching, but if you see me sprinting out of the building at 3 o’clock, you’ll know why.”
• “Hang in there. Only 180 school days until summer vacation.” 
• “Every time a student asks to go to the bathroom, an angel loses its wings.” 
• “I may look like I’m listening to you but in my head I’m trying to work out how much wine I can drink tonight.”
• “Remember, grading papers is just a teacher’s way of winning at tic-tac-toe.” 
• “Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan, especially when it’s definitely not.”
• “Teaching: the art of convincing teenagers that the ‘square root’ isn’t a vegetable.” 
• “To teach is to touch lives, and to grade is to question your life choices.”
• “A teacher’s job: to take a room full of live wires and make sure they are well-grounded.” 
• “Teaching: half the job is keeping a straight face when the names ‘Hugh Jass’ and ‘Anita Bath’ appear on your attendance list.”
• “Homework is a teacher’s way of saying they missed you too much over the weekend.” 
• “A teacher’s superpower: detecting who truly needs to go to the bathroom and who’s on a mission to roam the halls.” 
• “Teachers: superheroes who can talk about the Renaissance, Pythagoras, and frogs’ life cycles all in one day without a script.”
• “Teaching is like a circus act without the safety net. Keep those funny bones strong, teachers!” 
• “In the classroom, laughter is the best desk accessory. Let’s sprinkle some motivation on those lesson plans!”
• “Life’s too short to not laugh at your own teaching mishaps. Embrace the chaos, educators!” 
• “Teaching is the ultimate comedy show, with students as the unpredictable audience. Break a funny bone, teachers!”
• “Being a teacher means being a stand-up comedian with a lesson plan. Keep the jokes fresh, educators!” 
• “Teaching: where every lesson is a plot twist and every student a potential comedian. Keep the laughs coming, teachers!” 
• “In the universe of education, laughter is the universal language. Speak it fluently, teachers!”
• “Teaching is like a rollercoaster ride: terrifying, exhilarating, and occasionally making you want to scream. Keep those funny screams going, educators!” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a magician: pulling knowledge out of thin air and making it entertaining. Abracadabra, educators!” 
• “Teaching: where every day is a sitcom episode waiting to happen. Lights, camera, action, teachers!”
• “Being a teacher is like being a comedian: timing is everything. Keep those punchlines sharp, teachers!” 
• “Teaching: where every groan-inducing pun is a badge of honor. Keep the eye-rolls coming, educators!” 
• “In the galaxy of education, laughter is the gravitational force that keeps everything in orbit. Stay centered, teachers!” 
• “Teaching is like a comedy routine: you never know what’s coming next, but you hope it gets a good laugh. Keep the jokes flowing, educators!” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a clown: sometimes you juggle too many things, but it’s all worth it for the smiles. Keep the laughter circus going, teachers!”
• “In the land of education, laughter is the currency of engagement. Spend it wisely, teachers!”
•  “Teaching is like a game show: sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but it’s always entertaining. Keep the prizes of knowledge flowing, teachers!” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a magician: you have to keep your tricks fresh to keep the audience amazed. Keep the magic alive, educators!”

Funny Quotes About Teachers And Teaching

Navigating the vibrant corridors of education, where each classroom buzzes with potential and every lesson is a journey, funny quotes about teachers and teaching offer a refreshing perspective. These nuggets of humor illuminate the everyday realities of educators with a light-hearted touch, reminding us of the joy and spontaneity that infuse the teaching process. 

• “A teacher’s mantra: To see the invisible, to feel the intangible, and to achieve the impossible, all before lunchtime.” 
• “Teaching is the art of managing a sea of blank stares and turning them into twinkles of understanding, preferably before the bell rings.” 
• “Teachers are like magicians; they can turn caffeine and chaos into education and wisdom.” 
• “The most terrifying moment for a teacher is not when students don’t understand; it’s when they do, and you realize they’re smarter than you.” 
• “Teaching: convincing teenagers that Google doesn’t have all the answers, just most of them.” 
• “Behind every great teacher is a great student…who stayed up too late playing video games and is now napping.” 
• “A teacher’s dilemma: deciding whether ‘I was abducted by aliens and they erased my memory’ is a more creative excuse than ‘my dog ate my homework’.” 
• “If at first you don’t succeed in teaching, try to explain it like you’re talking to a room full of cats.” 
• “Teaching: where every day is a test and the questions change constantly, but you’re just happy if the students remember your name.” 
• “Teachers: not all superheroes have capes, some have patience, a whiteboard, and a never-ending pile of grading.”
• “Being a teacher is like herding cats – you’re constantly trying to get everyone to go in the same direction, but they just want to do their own thing.” 
• “Being a teacher is like trying to hold a conversation with someone who’s only speaking in emojis – it’s confusing, frustrating, and occasionally hilarious.” 
• “Teaching: where every student is a unique and special snowflake, until they all start melting into a puddle of confusion.” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a GPS – you’re constantly recalculating your route based on unexpected roadblocks and detours.”
•  “Teaching: where every day is a game of ‘Whack-a-Mole,’ and the moles are all armed with smartphones and TikTok accounts.” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a firefighter – you’re constantly putting out fires while trying to prevent new ones from starting.” 
• “Teaching: where every lesson plan is a carefully crafted symphony, and the students are all playing different instruments at the same time.” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a quarterback – you’re constantly trying to call the right plays while dodging incoming tackles and interceptions.” 
• “Teaching: where every classroom is a battlefield, and the students are armed with spitballs and paper airplanes.” 

As you enjoy the lighthearted side of education with our collection of funny teacher quotes, don’t miss the opportunity to delve deeper into the heartfelt expressions on our teacher appreciation quotes page. These sincere tokens of gratitude eloquently capture the profound impact that educators have on our lives, and we invite you to continue celebrating the remarkable individuals who teach, inspire, and guide us by exploring these meaningful tributes next.

Funny Teacher Quotes for Social Media

In today’s digital age, where social media serves as a vibrant platform for sharing and connection, funny teacher quotes have found a special niche. These humorous snippets offer a delightful glimpse into the daily life of educators, resonating with both teachers and non-teachers alike. They serve as a lighthearted reminder of the common experiences that bind the teaching community together, from the triumphs of student breakthroughs to the comedic moments that punctuate each school day.

• “I love teaching! Said no teacher ever at the end of a long week.” 
• “Teaching: A career where you can spend 8 hours with 30 kids and still need a drink afterward.” 
• “Every time a student says ‘I forgot my homework,’ an angel loses its wings.” 
• “I’m not a regular teacher. I’m a cool teacher.” 
• “Parent teacher conferences – where you get to hear all the things your students say about you when you aren’t listening.” 
• “Field trips are a great cure for senioritis. For teachers that is…” 
• “Behind every bad student is a frustrated teacher wondering where they went wrong.” 
• “I don’t need Google. My first graders ask better questions than that.”
• “Maybe if teachers called homework ‘WiFi access codes’ students would actually do it.” 
• “Teachers: the only people who lose their voice by talking in silence and gain weight by eating chalk dust.” 
• “Being a teacher is easy. It’s like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire. And you’re in hell.”
• “I’m a teacher. My plan B is the same as my plan A: convince everyone I have it all under control.” 
• “Teachers are solar-powered. They charge during the summer and discharge during the school year.” 
• “Teaching: where you count the successes in smiles and the failures in coffee cups.” 
• “To teach is to learn twice, and to grade is to question your life choices twice as much.” 
• “A teacher’s to-do list: teach, inspire, grade, repeat. The ‘cry in the storage closet’ is implied.”
• “Remember, if you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can laugh at this, you probably are one.”
• “Behind every successful teacher is a substantial amount of coffee and an even larger amount of patience.”
• “In the world of education, every day is a new opportunity to laugh, learn, and lament the lack of coffee.” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a comedian – you have to be quick on your feet and ready with a witty comeback.” 
• “Teaching: where every lesson plan is a carefully crafted joke, and the punchline is the learning outcome.” 
• “In the classroom, humor is the best way to engage students and keep them coming back for more.” 
• “Being a teacher means having a sense of humor that’s as sharp as your grading pencil.” 
• “Teaching: where every staff room conversation feels like a comedy roast of the education system.” 
• “In the world of education, every day is a chance to laugh at yourself and learn from your mistakes.” 
• “Being a teacher is like being a comedian – you have to be able to laugh at the absurdity of it all.”

Funny Teacher Quotes Of The Day

Within the tapestry of academia, where each day unfolds with new lessons and insights, Funny Teacher Quotes of the Day stand as gleaming highlights that punctuate the routine with humor and warmth. These daily doses of wit encapsulate the unpredictable, often humorous realities faced by educators, offering a momentary respite and a shared chuckle within the community. 

• “Today’s quote: Teaching would be the perfect job if it wasn’t for the students.” 
• “Quote of the day: ‘My students make me want to slam my head into a locker and I don’t even have lockers.” 
• “Best quote ever: Teaching is the only profession where you can talk to a wall for 8 hours and still get paid.” 
• “Words of wisdom: Roses are red, violets are blue, winter break is over, and I hate all of you.”
• “Daily nugget of truth: ‘Alarm set for 6 AM’ – every teacher on a Sunday night.” 
• “Today’s hilarious words: ‘I became a teacher so I could shape young minds. Just kidding, I had no other options.'” 
• “Quotable quote: ‘School events are fun,’ they said. You’ll get to interact with students they said.'” 
• “Funny quote for teachers today: ‘Parent-teacher conferences are great birth control.'” 
• “In the world of teaching, a coffee spill on your grade book is considered a natural disaster.”
• “Teachers: where multitasking means explaining fractions, untangling headphones, and swallowing screams of frustration, all at once.” 
• “‘I don’t know, let’s Google it’ – every teacher ever, pretending it’s a lesson in research skills.” 
• “Teaching: the fine art of trying to distribute attention equally among students, like a router with a bad connection.”
• “A teacher’s daily mantra: ‘If I can survive zombie apocalypses in movies, I can survive this classroom.'” 
• “Teaching: where you’re an expert in subjects you forgot you knew, thanks to last-minute lesson planning.” 
• “Teachers: because who else would argue with a teenager about the importance of knowing where commas go?” 
• “A teacher’s idea of a thrill is having enough whiteboard markers that actually work.” 
• “Today’s lesson plan: trying to teach math without accidentally revealing my calculator app on my phone.” 
• “The best part of being a teacher? Knowing that at least one person in the room is paying attention… me.” 
• “Teaching is like trying to explain a meme to your grandparents – sometimes it’s hilarious, sometimes it’s just confusing.” 
• “My superpower? Being able to hear a whispered conversation across the room while pretending to grade papers.” 
• “Teaching: where every day is a battle between trying to be professional and wanting to break out into a spontaneous dance party.” 
• “You know you’re a teacher when your idea of a wild Friday night is grading papers with a glass of wine… or two.” 
• “My classroom rules: 1. Don’t be late. 2. Don’t be rude. 3. Don’t ask if this is going to be on the test… unless you want to see my ‘teacher glare.'” 
• “My favorite part of teaching? The look of horror on a student’s face when they realize they forgot about the pop quiz.” 
• “Teaching is like herding cats, except the cats are also texting, doodling, and passing notes.” 
• “The secret to surviving a day of teaching? Lots of coffee and a healthy dose of sarcasm.” 
• “Today’s challenge: trying to explain the importance of grammar while secretly wondering if anyone even cares anymore.”
• “My classroom motto: ‘I don’t always teach, but when I do, I make sure it’s memorable.'” 
• “Teaching is like playing chess: you have to anticipate your students’ moves before they even know what they’re going to do.” 
• “Today’s lesson plan: trying to convince my students that Shakespeare is actually cool… or at least tolerable.” 
• “Being a teacher means being able to find humor in even the most chaotic of situations.” 
• “The best part of being a teacher? Getting to watch my students’ faces light up when they finally understand a concept… or when I tell a really good joke.”
• “Today’s challenge: trying to keep a straight face while a student gives an elaborate excuse for why they didn’t do their homework.”
• “My classroom rule: ‘No question is too silly, except for ‘Will this be on the test?”” 
• “Teaching is like trying to tame a wild animal – unpredictable, challenging, and occasionally rewarding.” 
• “Today’s challenge: trying to keep a straight face while a student tells an elaborate story about why they were late to class.” 
• “Teaching: where every day is a new opportunity to make a difference… or just try not to lose my sanity.” 
• “My secret to being a great teacher? A sense of humor as sharp as my grading pencil.” 
• “Today’s achievement: managing to get through a lesson without tripping over my own words… too many times.” 
• “Teaching is like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded – challenging, confusing, and occasionally leading to unexpected discoveries.” 
• “My classroom motto: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, laugh, and try again.'” 
• “Today’s lesson plan: trying to explain the concept of time management to students who think ‘procrastination’ is a lifestyle.”

Funny Teacher Quotes To Highlight What Their Career Entails

Funny Teacher Quotes to Highlight What Their Career Entails offer a playful window into the multifaceted world of teaching. These quotes not only serve as comic relief but also underscore the dynamic, often unpredictable nature of teaching, reminding us that at the heart of education lies not just knowledge, but humanity and a sense of humor.

• “Don’t erase this quote from your memory: ‘I’m not telling you to study. I’m just suggesting where you’ll find the answers on the test.'” 
• “Quip of past academia: ‘I gave you all the right formulas. It’s not my fault you used them on the wrong problems.” 
• “Relatable reflections of education: ‘To my students complaining about 8 AM classes: I also dislike early mornings, but someone has to teach you.'” 
• “Amusing school memories: ‘Field trips were the perfect blend of learning and almost losing a student.'” 
• “Humorous history lesson: ‘I survived forbidden snacks, note passing, and ‘the dog ate my homework’ excuses to become the teacher I am today.'”
• “Class clown throwback: ‘Detention used to mean staying after school, not my future career choice.'” 
• “Playful school nostalgia: ‘Looking back, ‘piñata economics’ was not my best classroom reward idea.'” 
• “Silly school reminders: ‘After all these years, I still don’t know how the class guinea pig escaped his cage five times.'” 
• “Teachers: because ‘professional cat herder’ isn’t an official job title, but it should be.” 
• “Teaching: the art of convincing students that learning ancient history is more exciting than their TikTok feed.” 
• “The teacher’s dilemma: mastering the art of explaining that Wikipedia isn’t a legitimate source, one citation at a time.” 
• “Teaching: where your ability to hold your bladder is as important as your educational degree.”
• “Teachers: the only folks who can say their workplace is a zoo without it being a metaphor.” 
• “Teaching: convincing students that ‘the dog ate my homework’ is less believable in the era of digital assignments.”
• “In teaching, you learn to appreciate the small victories, like a day without anyone asking to go to the bathroom.”
• “Teaching is like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle – challenging, entertaining, and occasionally resulting in minor burns.”
• “Being a teacher is like being a circus ringmaster – constantly trying to maintain order while surrounded by clowns.” 
• “Teaching: where every day is a new adventure in trying to outsmart the smart alecks.” 
• “My classroom rule: ‘If you can’t say something nice, make it funny.'” 
• “Teaching is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded – frustrating, confusing, and occasionally rewarding.”
• “Teaching is like trying to herd cats – exhausting, but occasionally hilarious.”
• “Today’s lesson plan: trying to teach math without accidentally revealing my calculator app on my phone.”
• “Today’s challenge: trying to teach grammar without accidentally going on a tangent about the Oxford comma.” 
• “My classroom rule: ‘No question is too silly, except for ‘Will this be on the test?’”
• “My secret to being a great teacher? A sense of humor as big as my stack of ungraded papers.” 
• “Today’s lesson plan: trying to convince my students that Shakespeare is actually cool… or at least tolerable.”

Funny Teacher Quotes To Remind of School Days

As we journey through the corridors of memory, revisiting the echoes of laughter and learning, Funny Teacher Quotes to Remind of School Days serve as delightful beacons. Each humorous remark, steeped in the unique camaraderie between teachers and students, brings to life the spirited exchanges and endearing moments that define our formative years. These quotes not only tickle our funny bones but also weave a tapestry of shared experiences, reminding us of the universal adventure of growing up within the classroom walls.

• “Ah, school days – where every pencil was a potential missile and every eraser was a tool for silent warfare.”
• “Remember when ‘recess’ was the highlight of our day? Now, it’s just a distant memory between meetings.” 
• “School days: where the only thing scarier than a pop quiz was the cafeteria mystery meat.” 
• “Ah, the nostalgia of school days – where every hallway had its own ecosystem of forgotten homework and lost pens.
• “School days: where the phrase ‘group project’ was just a euphemism for ‘prepare to do all the work.'” 
• “Ah, school days – where every answer was a guess, and every guess was a prayer.” 
• “Remember when getting a gold star was the ultimate validation? Now, it’s just a sticker lost in the chaos of adulthood.” 
• “School days: where the real MVP was whoever had the extra pencil during a standardized test.”
• “Remember when ‘fire drills’ were just an excuse to escape a boring class? Now, they’re a reminder of the importance of emergency preparedness.” 
• “School days: where the real challenge wasn’t the exams, but trying to fit all your textbooks into your locker.” 
• “Ah, the nostalgia of school days – where every science experiment was just an excuse to make a mess.” 
• “Remember when the highlight of our day was the sound of the dismissal bell? Now, it’s just a reminder of the endless cycle of work.” 
• “School days: where the only thing scarier than a pop quiz was the looming threat of the annual school photo.” 
• “Ah, school days – where every teacher had their own unique brand of ‘dad jokes’ that we pretended to laugh at.” 
• “Remember when ‘homework’ was just a word, and not a never-ending to-do list?”
• “Ah, the joy of school days – where every lost item was just an opportunity to explore the mysterious depths of the lost and found.”
• “Ah, school days – where every broken ruler was a tragedy, and every sharpened pencil was a triumph.” 
• “Remember when ‘recess’ was our version of freedom? Now, it’s just a reminder of the joy of spontaneous breaks.” 
• “School days: where the real MVP was whoever had the extra snack during a particularly long class.” 
• “Ah, the nostalgia of school days – where every school dance was a chance to awkwardly shuffle to our favorite songs.”
• “Ah, the joy of school days – where every field trip was an adventure waiting to happen.” 
• “Remember when ‘teacher’s pet’ was an insult? Now, it’s just a reminder of the importance of sucking up in the workplace.” 
• “School days: where the real MVP was whoever had the spare change for the vending machine during a particularly long day.” 
• “Ah, school days – where every school assembly was a chance to catch up on sleep.” 
• “Remember when ‘summer vacation’ was the light at the end of the tunnel? Now, it’s just a reminder of the fleeting nature of time.”
• “Remember when ‘field day’ was our version of the Olympics? Now, it’s just a reminder of the joy of friendly competition.” 
• “School days: where the real challenge wasn’t the schoolwork, but trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama.” 
• “Ah, school days – where every school project was a chance to unleash our inner artist.”

Teacher Appreciation Funny Quotes

In the heart of the educational journey, where dedication meets inspiration, Teacher Appreciation Funny Quotes serve as a lighthearted tribute to those who guide, mentor, and enlighten. These humorous quotes highlight the unparalleled blend of patience, ingenuity, and humor that teachers bring to their classrooms, making learning an adventure filled with laughter and growth.

• “Teachers: shaping the future one coffee at a time, because molding minds is thirsty work.”
• “Teacher appreciation: for those who can control a crowd better than a seasoned stand-up comedian.” 
• “Celebrating teachers: the only people who find excitement in buying bulk stationery.”
• “Appreciating teachers: for their ability to turn ‘Shhh!’ into a full lesson plan on the importance of silence.” 
• “Teachers: because they need to know everything, from Pythagoras to why the cafeteria food tastes weird.”
• “Teachers: where ‘multitasking’ means explaining, disciplining, and somehow not losing their marker, all at once.” 
• “Here’s to teachers: who make us learn the hard way that ‘Wikipedia’ is not a source in their bibliography.” 
• “Appreciating teachers: for making us realize that ‘there are no dumb questions’ does not apply to all situations.” 
• “Thanks to teachers for showing us that true horror is not a movie, but a forgotten homework assignment.” 
• “Thanks for educating the young minds – even the clueless, rude, and ungrateful ones.”
• “Teachers have the patience of saints and guidance of angels…except for that one time I lost it with Johnny.” 
• “From dealing with unruly students to endless meetings, you’ve earned this mediocre gift card.”
• We appreciate you for trying to make class fun despite budget cuts, bureaucracy, and standardized testing.” 
• “To my teacher: Thank you for showing me the world – and for never actually leaving me at a field trip.” 
• “Out of gifts? Don’t worry, coffee and patience will suffice.” – Unknown educator

After enjoying the levity and joy in our compilation of funny teacher quotes, we invite you to explore the broader spectrum of wisdom in our dedicated teacher quotes article. Continue your journey of appreciation and discovery, and let the insights from educators around the world inspire your next steps in learning and growth.

In closing, this collection of hilarious and amusing teacher quotes serves as a fun reminder that educators have a unique sense of humor and perspective. Though teaching can often be stressful, the best teachers know how to find the lighter moments amidst the challenges. Whether it’s laughing at the silly things students do or using humor to connect with kids, these funny teacher sayings and phrases for teachers day illustrate the playful spirit of great educators.

While these funny quotes poke gentle fun at the quirks of school life, they also highlight the meaning and impact of teachers’ work. Behind every witty quote is a deeper appreciation for the patience, passion, and dedication of educators. So while these teacher quotes give us a good laugh, they also inspire respect for this demanding yet vital profession.

If you’re on the hunt for a thoughtful way to express thanks for the teachers in your life, think about a gift from Sandjest . With personalized, fast-delivered offerings, Sandjest creates one-of-a-kind appreciation gifts to recognize teachers’ hard work and commitment. A customized gift is a thoughtful gesture that shows how much you value their guidance, wisdom, and sense of humor. 

By selecting a gift from Sandjest’s unique collection, you can find the perfect item to express your appreciation for the teacher who has made a difference in your life. Let these funny teacher quotes remind you to take a moment to thank the educators who laugh, inspire, and enlighten us every day.

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127+ Best Homework Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Homework teaches students to work independently and develop self-discipline. Profoundly inspirational homework quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

If you’re searching for motivational quotes for education and greatest teacher quotes that perfectly capture what you’d like to say or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of top ignorance quotes , popular class quotes and inspiring senior quotes .

Famous Homework Quotes

One of life’s most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn’t do our homework, that we are not prepared. — Merlin Olsen

Nothing is more powerful for your future than being a gatherer of good ideas and information. That’s called doing your homework. — Jim Rohn

You have got to pay attention, you have got to study and you have to do your homework. You have to score higher than everybody else. Otherwise, there is always somebody there waiting to take your place. — Daisy Fuentes

Inspiration comes in the middle of the night when you should be doing homework. — Amy Lee

I’m just living my life. I’m incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I’ve had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard. — Anna Paquin

By providing every student with a quality education, and the materials they need for class and to do their homework, we can help students from all backgrounds learn and thrive. — London Breed

I put so much pressure on myself to be perfect. Between homework and sports and drama and being social, I slept about four hours a night through high school and college. — Allison Williams

Having mid-week games is great. It’s almost like the pros. With three games you need to get your rest and get your fluids. You also need to make sure you get your homework done, because you don’t have every night free until Friday. — Tim Cook

It is not the end, just the beginning, but the homework is enormous, … The summit itself ended, but many, many meetings, action and partnership programs must start. — Yoshio Utsumi

Homework is a best work,but if human hate it its a worst work. — Vidhya Vijay

No kid should be getting three or four hours of homework a night. There’s no breathing time, there’s no family time, there are just extracurriculars and homework and then go to bed. — Ross W. Greene

Homework should be a swear word. Every time teachers say it, they should have to put money in a jar and then, when there’s enough, they need to buy all the kids ice cream. — Rachel Inbar

I’ve got a lot of homework to do, and none of it has anything to do with school. — Travis Thrasher

I also want to thank the person who picked up litter and put it in the litter basket. I want to thank the parents who help their children with homework every night and I want to thank the person who goes by to check on a neighbor, — James Perkins

We turn off the TV, video games and computer – except for homework – during the week. The TV’s reserved for Friday night, Saturday and Sunday just because that’s the time to do homework, and it makes it that much less chaotic in our house. — Candace Cameron Bure

A lot of actors talk about doing their homework, but very few of them do it. — Tony Scott

I wait till the last minute to do lyrics. I seem to work best that way – bummed out and under pressure. I often don’t do my homework. But I’ll always walk that extra mile. — Steven Tyler

The best thing about baseball is there’s no homework. — Dan Quisenberry

We’ve had a lot more teens hanging out at the new library, … The kids really like the new computers and a lot of them come here to hang out with their friends and do their homework after school. — American Library

We do everything together. At first, it was mostly wrestling but then we’d hang out together and do our homework together. — Alex McKinney

‘Grey Gardens’ consumed my life for over two and a half years. It really takes its toll on the family. I’m not there to tuck them in, help them with homework and eat dinner with them. When I work on a show, I only have about 20 minutes a day with my family. — Christine Ebersole

What I know is that if I was asked to teach mathematics in French for a week to young kids, I would do my homework and I think I could do a decent job. I don’t think a degree in education would make me a better teacher. I sometimes teach in college. I don’t teach for long periods of time, but I give workshops and I think I can communicate stuff. So, it’s about communicating. — Philippe Falardeau

We have been very grateful of the support from Spain and the European Union but we also feel we have to do our homework ourselves and not only trust our friends but also trust ourselves. — Per Stig

The deaf culture is portrayed very accurately on ‘Switched at Birth’ because the writers did the opposite of the norm. They did their homework before portraying anything on television. — Sean Berdy

What didn’t get done until 10 or 10:30, didn’t get done until the next day. It teaches you to manage your time. Class is from this time to this time and I can do homework from this time to that time. — A.J. Ellison

Jeremy is a player we did our homework on. He’s a defender, but is actually a converted forward. There are a lot of things we liked about him. — Dave Sarachan

Parents want to know things like how much homework their kids are doing, is it too much, what should they be reading, and at what level, — Piers Morgan

After your first job, is anyone asking you what your GPA was? No, they don’t care. They ask you: Are you a good leader? Do people follow you? Do you have integrity? Are you innovative? Do you solve problems? Somebody’s got to do that homework and redesign the educational system so that it can actually train people to be successful in life — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

We really wanted, as a committee, to do a thorough job and not jump into something. We looked at a lot of great candidates, and we did our homework on them. This committee was very, very thorough. — Randy Stange

I’m very homework-oriented – I’m a little Tracy Flick-ish. — Drew Barrymore

There has always been some cause for concern about that. But I feel we have done a very good job at doing our homework on these projects, and really, we hope the public will look at each one of these projects as they stand on there own merit. — Scot McNeley

I can get my homework done and hang out with my friends. — Mike Darnell

I will not go into a story unprepared. I will do my homework, and that’s something I learned at an early age. — Ed Bradley

Bird flu is totally under control, … The outbreak … occurred in one area and has been contained. Of course, we need to be careful, we need to do our homework well. — Recep Erdogan

Some adults feel intimidated by school, intimidated by the teacher, intimidated by the kind of homework their children are bringing home. It makes it difficult to be a part of things if you don’t have the skills you need. — Debra Conner

I definitely love ‘Camelot.’ It’s my favorite show. I’m a big ‘True Blood’ fan. I love ‘American Idol,’ and I love my girl J-Lo. The rest are my homework shows: ‘Forensic Files,’ ‘Dr. G. Medical Examiner,’ ‘The First 48.’ — Tamala Jones

Talent is important, and some background as well. This really is not beginner’s school. I want to work with people that have achieved a certain level and with whom i can easily communicate, which means you don’t have to do too much explaining so you won’t waste precious time. I don’t do much explaining during rehersals and we are just adjusting minor details. Simply, there is no space nor time for one to learn and each of them has to do their homework on time. That means practising, transitioning from a level to level. — Vlatko Stefanovski

I couldn’t do my homework if my room wasn’t clean. And it has carried on now that I am older, in a very freakish way. — Shaun White

Many people may be expecting a walking-talking clone of Arnold but I believe I’ve done my homework to the extent that the difference between us will be obvious. I’m playing a machine without emotion, but there’s an intensity I’m really working hard at hitting that I hope will come through to the audience and scare the crap out of them. — Robert Patrick

I liked the piano. I always liked playing. I just hated homework. — Mike Shinoda

She really did her homework on this one and read the analysts. — Holly Armstrong

We are reserving judgment. We have some homework to do. We are absolutely committed to help assure the future and viability of American Airlines. — Gregg Overman

I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework. — Bil Keane

Adrenaline kicks you in when you’re starving. That’s what nobody understands. Except for being hungry and cold, most of the time I feel like I can do anything. It gives me superhuman powers of smell and hearing. I can see what people are thinking, stay two steps ahead of them. I do enough homework to stay off the radar. Every night I climb thousands of steps into the sky to make me so exhausted that when I fall into bed, I don’t notice Cassie. Then suddenly it’s morning and I leap on the hamster wheel and it starts all over again. — Laurie Halse Anderson

He was a pro in the true sense. Tony did his homework and was always prepared. — Tom Higgins

Wednesday is an early release day, so kids will be out of school early and able to get their homework done. My staff is really excited about it. — Kristi Brown

Personally, the experience is amazing. To see where these kids live and grow up, it’s an experience all in itself to just talk to them individually and feel that you have made some kind of positive impact on their life. Most of them really are good kids stuck in a bad situation and we are there to try to bring out that motivation and determination in them to succeed in life. And the kids have started to warm up to us. They are starting to bring their homework more often and have gained more interest in what we have to share with them. — Ben Schaub

Many kids, particularly in lower-income families, would actually benefit from more structured activities. Plenty of children, especially teenagers, thrive on a busy schedule. But just as other trappings of modern childhood, from homework to technology, are subject to the law of diminishing returns, there is a danger of overscheduling the young. — Carl Honore

When my children were very young and I was working I had someone cooking for me. I don’t have a cook now, I haven’t had one for a number of years and I do it myself. But when they were all little it was hard to pay attention to everyone’s homework at the end of the day and make dinner. — Meryl Streep

Motivational Quotes About Homework

We have some tape on them from over the course of the year. We’ll have to do our homework now. — Jerry York

I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation. — Bill Watterson

One mother said that at 8 p.m. in her kitchen, she watched her son have a spirited exchange (online) with his classmates over the content of their homework — those things just can’t happen with paper and pencil. — Calvin Baker

There aren’t many rests in Jennifer’s concerto. She’s done her homework well and knows what works. But I have to be more like a long distance runner for this concerto, while orchestra playing is more like being a sprinter. — Peter Sullivan

It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I’ll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don’t write back. — Mike Birbiglia

I don’t know anybody who said, ‘I love that teacher, he or she gave a really good homework set,’ or ‘Boy, that was the best class I ever took because those exams were awesome.’ That’s not what people want to talk about. It’s not what influences people in one profession or another. — Neil deGrasse Tyson

Here, homework is not a punishment. They really like coming to homework club. We want it to feel like home. — Amy Campbell

Writing an op-ed feels like I’m taking the SAT. It’s so hard. It feels like homework. And if it feels like homework, it just doesn’t get done. — Daniel Alarcon

We did an awful lot of homework. We actually started doing the homework going back to when the CBA was announced — recognizing that depending on what Nik decided to do that we might not have him here. — Jay Feaster

I felt extremely comfortable and at home on the set and actually I did homework about breaking down the scenes and often had shot lists in a rough way, but it was actually extremely spontaneous. Working with David Lynch-he is so spontaneous. — Joan Chen

Central’s size concerns me a little. The first I saw of them was (last Tuesday), and they are extremely talented. I didn’t see any weaknesses. Hopefully we’ll be able to do our homework and come up with some way to hang around and have a chance. — Jack Purtell

I study a lot. I pay attention to my homework. My parents have pushed academics all my life. When I get home, I do my homework before I do anything else. — Brianna Davis

Gabbe stepped forward. “Cam’s right. I’ve heard the Scale speak of these shifts.” She was tugging on the sleeves of her pale yellow cashmere cardigan as if she would never get warm. “They’re called timequakes. They are ripples in our reality. “And the closer he gets,” Roland added, with his usual understated wisdom, “the closer we are to the terminus of his Fall, the more frequent and the more severe the timequakes will become. Time is faltering in preparation for rewriting itself. “Like the way your computer freezes up more and more frequently before the hard drive crashes and erases your twenty-page term paper?” Miles said. Everyone looked at him in befuddlement. “What?” he asked. “Angels and demons don’t do homework? — Lauren Kate

The Public Health Minister who should have done her homework instead defended industry. But critical mass has been reached and many other campaigns have been initiated to eliminate aspartame. — Roger Williams

My parents were very firm about me always getting my homework done. — Chelsea Clinton

We’re going shine all day, all night. Please don’t be mad at us if we don’t do a little homework the next couple of weeks. — Joakim Noah

My earliest memories of my mom were of her multi-tasking – preparing dinner while checking on homework and housework; clearing the dinner plates while setting out bowls for breakfast; making sure we ate our breakfast while lining up bread, lunch meats, apples, and snacks assembly-line style so we could make our lunches. — Christine Pelosi

I compensate for big risks by always doing my homework and being well-prepared. I can take on larger risks by reducing the overall risk. — Donna Shalala

This is what I tell, especially young women, fight the big fights. Don’t fight the little fight … Be the first one in, be the last one out. Do your homework, choose your battles. Don’t whine, and don’t be the one who complains about everything. Fight the big fight. — Barbara Walters

My mother has been my mentor in my life. The number one attribute was discipline. To be on time to school, never miss a day at school, and then checking out homework and making sure I was doing it correctly and signing me up for lots of activities, extra tests and classes. — Ram Shriram

Players have to be nominated. We’ve done a ton of film-watching and studying. We were looking not only for good players, but also good citizens. I really feel good about our players. We’ve done good homework on them as far as who they are as players and also as young men. — Junior Graham

Sadly, I do my homework. I’ve a soft spot for the boring minutiae. I read the Charter of the United Nations before meeting with Kofi Annan. I read the Meltzer report, and then I’ll read C. Fred Bergsten’s defense of institutions like the World Bank and the I.M.F. It’s embarrassing to admit. — Bono

We have done our homework and the kids that we are bringing in are the kids that we want. Early in life when you are playing this building game you aren’t concerned about the ones you don’t get. You have to make sure the ones that you get are the ones that you want. — Howard Schnellenberger

We’ve lots of confidence in our game. Teams will have done their homework but our style is pretty hard to mark up if we do it properly. — Chris Jones

The more you do your homework, the more you’re free to be intuitive. But you’ve got to put the work in. — Edward Norton

Everybody talks about finding your voice. Do your homework and your voice will find you. — Branford Marsalis

Before I forget, here’s your homework. Where do you want me to put it? She pointed at the trash can. Right there would be fine. — Becca Fitzpatrick

He had done his homework on me. I like that. He was serious about me. — Alex Wood

My dad was fine about me doing modelling at 16 because I always said school was important to me. I always chose my jobs carefully so I wouldn’t have to take too much time off. It got harder toward the end with my A-levels; there were sleepless nights, and I was doing my homework on the plane coming home, but I pulled through. — Georgia May Jagger

My son and Marty’s son (assistant coach Marty Luc) come to every practice. My son Tommy is 9 and Marty’s son L.J. is 7. They can’t come on the court until their homework is done. Sometimes, when we have a late practice I’ll walk into my office and our players will be helping them with their homework. When we went on a trip to Pennsylvania over the holidays, our players would play with the kids in the pool or take them to the mall. Most high school kids don’t want to deal with that, but this group is special. My son’s favorite basketball player of all time is Desmond Wade. — Phil Colicchio

Homework Quotes For Students

I would have to say I was an excellent student. I was the type to always do my homework and study when I needed to. I never really partied or did anything like that. — Tia Mowry

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq. — John F. Kerry

My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man — Nancy Cartwright

She’s so concentrated. She wasn’t going to let her homework slip. — Susan Reed

To me, the family was raising a child, not a golfer. The golf was just something he had an aptitude for. There was no mistake that the parents made the rules and kids followed the rules, but it wasn’t a harsh environment. It seemed quite normal. Homework came first, golf came second, end of story. — Rudy Duran

When it comes to major projects like this, we have to work through the county. The county actually has to borrow the money. We’ve determined the need. We’ve done our homework and the market analysis. The next step would be once we determine the best financing alternative, then we’ll take the necessary steps to acquire the financing. — David Deaton

From parents, we get hugs. We’ve had a lot of comments that homework time has been cut in half. — Becky Dyer

It’s very hypocritical to constantly say, ‘We want to keep our kids close,’ then send them home with so much homework that family time becomes nonexistent. — Marcia Gay Harden

We’re very pushed to have our grades on target so we can play. We have to make sure all our homework is done. — Sandra Ford

I think if you get asked to do this, then that’s called doing your homework, and I try and do it. — Mark Harmon

Just going home after school and not have to worry about anything just homework take a little nap, it’s fun. — Trevin Cowman

We’ve done our homework and we think we’re going to be good with the Charger. — John Fernandez

Many people who buy a car can’t afford what they’re getting into. They don’t do their homework and they don’t look at the alternatives. — Phil Edmonston

I’m a very research-, homework-oriented person. — Drew Barrymore

A single woman should only marry a man she can follow: Ladies if you are single, be very, very careful who you date and marry. Don’t just date a man who you can put up with, marry a man you can trust, you’ll follow his leadership, you’ll respect him, he’s saved, he’s godly. The last thing you want is some guy you don’t trust, he’s not wise, he doesn’t do his homework, he’s harsh, he’s inconsiderate, he’s immature, he’s a boy, you’re more his mother than you are his mate, Real danger … real danger … — Mark Driscoll

We’ve done a lot of homework this week and hopefully we can get everything right on the day. — Warren Gatland

If a student knows their parents are looking online, they’ll want to do their homework and stay in school because they’ll know Mom or Dad will see if they’ve skipped class. — James Davis

My mother worked at the telephone company during the day and sold Tupperware at night. Evenings, she took classes when she could at University of Maryland’s University College, bringing me along to do homework while she studied to get the degree she hoped would offer her and me greater opportunities. — Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

We recommend that teachers don’t give homework or have big projects due during testing. — Kandise Gilbertson

We were kids still in school and playing 24 hours. We would get off school and then go do our homework in the bar right across the street and then play there until one or two in the morning and then grab a few hours’ sleep before we went to school. Then the same thing repeated, man, over and over. — Henry Garza

We’re going to give you homework every single day. — Fernando Sanchez

They don’t really listen to speeches or talks. They absorb incrementally, through hours and hours of observation. The sad truth about divorce is that it’s hard to teach your kids about life unless you are living life with them: eating together, doing homework, watching Little League, driving them around endlessly, being bored with nothing to do, letting them listen while you do business, while you negotiate love and the frustrations and complications and rewards of living day in and out with your wife. Through this, they see how adults handle responsibility, honesty, commitment, jealousy, anger, professional pressures, and social interactions. Kids learn from whoever is around them the most. — Rob Lowe

I’d much rather do research on up and coming companies that have potential and take the risk. It boils down to doing a lot of homework and learning the underlying fundamentals. — Fred Walker

You don’t get rich off your day job, you get rich off your homework. — Daymond John

I was an anxious kid. I worried about getting homework finished, even back when homework didn’t count for anything. — Andrea Seigel

I actually had to do my homework to pass the time. It was horrible. — S. Walker

I wish it looked more like a car. But NASCAR has done their homework on it, and it doesn’t look like we got much of a choice. — Clint Bowyer

I didn’t make the cut. Clearly, Avery didn’t do his homework and check out what kind of shooter I was in college. — Del Harris

When I come home, it’s about my kid, who needs to eat, needs to do homework, and needs to get to basketball. I don’t have a lot of time to think about me. — Taraji P. Henson

I give myself homework when I have an audition. I give myself goals, and that’s how I check how I’m doing. It can be something simple like ‘listen,’ or ‘find your feet.’ And then afterward it’s an assessment, so in a way it’s not about booking the job or not. It’s about what I learned as an actor about that character. — Lupita Nyong’o

On school nights I practice 45 minutes to an hour, depending on how much homework I’ve got. — Colin Brown

We do our homework and we feel good about how we evaluated the players. — Trudi Lacey

I think the strength of our league and some of our non-conference games have prepared us for this opportunity. Obviously, we’ll try to do some homework here and collect some information on our opponent Friday and try to prepare ourselves. — Mark Johnson

The Chinese mom is not the helicopter mom. I would never do their homework for them. It’s all about: Take responsibility, don’t blame others. Be self-reliant. Never blame the teacher. — Amy Chua

He’s a big dude. You have to do your homework on where he wants to get to. I read it very well. You know where it’s coming from but it doesn’t always mean you’ll get it. — Adonal Foyle

People expect girls from good middle-class families to be smart but what they mean by smart for a girl is to have nice handwriting and a neat locker and to do her homework on time. They don’t expect ideas or much in the way of real thought. — Adelle Waldman

I’m a mom, a full-time mom when I’m not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. — Vanna White

Everyone has days where they don’t get their way, where you have to go to bed early or you have too much homework to do or you can’t eat the candy that you want or you miss your favorite TV show and, in those moments, you just want to tear the whole world down. — Alex Hirsch

Ricky was L but he’s home with the flu,Lizzie, our O, had some homework to do,Mitchell, E prob’ly got lost on the way,So I’m all of the love that could make it today. — Shel Silverstein

Whoever we play, it’s going to be tough because it’s two great teams. We just have to make sure we do our homework and go out there and try to execute. — Kobe Bryant

We bought some shares recently in a dot.com company that was absolutely annihilated after this recent rout, About.com ( BOUT : Research , Estimates ), which is the ninth-largest Web property of all Web properties. The stock dropped from 100 in late March, to a low of $21. This is a company with a real business model that had blowout first-quarter earnings. And they are actually going to turn a profit in 2001. Investors went from ‘everything Internet is good’, to the ‘everything Internet is bad’ mantra. So now you’ve got to do your homework and look at individual names and identify the business models that are valid. And I think this is one that can go back to its old high. — Dan Veru

Our audience is full of multitaskers. They’re IM-ing and talking on the phone and doing their homework and watching TV all at the same time. — Van Toffler

I don’t want to brag, but I do more homework on the course than any other announcer. I chart the greens to get all the breaks. I walk down into the greenside bunkers. I walk into the fairway bunkers to see whether a player can reach the green from them. — Johnny Miller

I think its important that kids have homework about every night, — Tom Turner

I’m a pretty disciplined investor and pretty disciplined buyer. I do my due diligence. I do my homework. I don’t waste money. — Bruce Rauner

I had amazing intellectual privilege as a kid. My mom taught me to read when I was two or three. When I was five, I read and wrote well enough to do my nine-year older brother’s homework in exchange for chocolate or cigarettes. By the time I was 10, I was reading Orwell, Tolstoy’s ‘War and Peace,’ and the Koran. I was reading comic books, too. — Chris Abani

Acting, and the privilege of being able to do it for a living, is so important to me. I don’t turn up and just hope for the best. I really fret about it. I do my homework; I prepare myself for the experience of playing a particular character. — Kate Winslet

The positive side of it is that we have managed to keep our intensive levels high to beat teams like Zimbabwe and Bangladesh. We have done our homework well. We respect teams and we do what we can do best, without thinking too much about the opponents. It is shown by our results. — Marvan Atapattu

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Best Funny Quotes

• "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott, The Office
• "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you can have a key made." — Joan Rivers
• "I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness." ― Bill Watterson
• "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." ― Mae West
• "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." ― W.C. Fields
• "I'm not crazy — I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years." — Ouiser Boudreaux, Steel Magnolias
• "It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it." — Dorothy Zbornak, The Golden Girls
• "Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas." — Paula Poundstone
• "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are." — Will Ferrell
• "Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." — Cindy Crawford
• "All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." — Alexander Woollcott
• "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." ― Albert Einstein
• "Everybody wants to save the earth. No one wants to help mom do the dishes." — P.J. O'Rourke
• "As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy." — Ralphie May
• "Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system." ― Ellen DeGeneres
• "People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass." — Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
• “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” — Bryan White
• “I need a six-month vacation twice a year.” — Unknown
• “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.” — Nick Miller, New Girl

Short Funny Quotes

• "I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!" ― Charles M. Schulz
• "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." — Jerry Seinfeld
• "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov
• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey
• "The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone." — Dolly Parton
• "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." ― Phyllis Diller
• "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." — Pauline Thomason
• "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke
• "If you can't be kind, at least be vague." — Judith Martin
• "Anybody who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any." — Samuel L. Jackson
• "Reality continues to ruin my life." ― Bill Watterson
• "Don't be so humble — you are not that great.” ― Golda Meir
• "Never miss a good chance to shut up." ― Will Rogers
• "I've had great success being a total idiot. " ― Jerry Lewis
• "Instant gratification takes too long." — Carrie Fisher
• "My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best." ― Winston S. Churchill
• "I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it." ― Mae West
• "I always cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food." — W.C. Fields
• "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye." ― Cathy Guisewite
• "I drink to make other people more interesting." — Ernest Hemingway

Funny Quotes For Friends

• "Well, you know what they say: If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me." — Clairee Belcher, Steel Magnolias
• "A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." — Eleanor Roosevelt
• "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." — Oprah Winfrey
• "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." — Benjamin Franklin
• "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" — Groucho Marx
• "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you." — Rita Mae Brown
• ​​"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem, but they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling
• "I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural." — Truvy Jones, Steel Magnolias
• "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." — Oscar Wilde
• "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." — Mark Twain
• “There is nothing better than a friend unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
• “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” — Anna Deavere Smith
• “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde
• “Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” — Jane Austen
• "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." — Greg Tamblyn
• "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." — Bernard Meltzer
• “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” — Terri Guillemets
• "Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with." — Robert Brault RELATED : Funny Best Friend Quotes to Make Your BFF LOL

Funny Quotes About Life

• "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." ― Mindy Kaling
• "Life is short. Drive fast, and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos." — Stanley Hudson, The Office
• "Sometimes, you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!" — Charlie Brown
• "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." — James Branch Cabell
• "I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." ― Oscar Wilde
• "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." ― Isaac Asimov
• "When I was growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now, I realize I should have been more specific." — Lily Tomlin
• "I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort." — Zach Galifianakis
• "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." — Erma Bombeck
• "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." — Phyllis Diller
• "If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” — Reese Witherspoon
• "Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path — unless you're in the woods, and you're lost, and you see a path, then by all means you should follow that." — Ellen DeGeneres
• "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." — David Lee Roth
• "The Lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most." — Ann Landers
• "I'm not offended by blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I also know that I'm not blonde." — Dolly Parton
• "I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet." — Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
• "Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping." — Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls
• "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." — Pam Beesly, The Office
• "Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living." — Meryl Streep

Funny Quotes About Work

• "Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired." — Sandra Bullock
• "Everything I have I owe to this job ... this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job." — Jim Halpert, The Office
• "An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true." — Michael Scott, The Office
• "So this is my life — until I win the lottery." — Jim Halpert, The Office
• "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." — Oscar Wilde
• "Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?" — Phyllis Diller
• "I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." — Joan Rivers
• "I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." ― Jerome K. Jerome
• "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." ― Charles Lamb
• "Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door." — Marcelene Cox
• "The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen." — Sarah Brown
• "You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage worth ethic." — Zig Ziglar
• "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — then success is sure." — Mark Twain
• "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." — Will Rogers
• "No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early." — Groucho Marx
• "Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." — Charlotte Whitton
• "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." — Kevin Malone, The Office
• "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." — Dwight Schrute, The Office
• "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well." — Mark Twain

Funny Quotes About Aging

• "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." — Lucille Ball
• "​​Honey, time marches on, and eventually, you realize it is marchin' across your face." — Truvy Jones, Steel Magnolias
• "You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police." — Joan Rivers
• "People say, ‘How you stay looking so young?’ I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup." — Dolly Parton
• "Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway." — Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
• "No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You're old, you sag, get over it." — Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
• "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." — George Burns
• "Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese." — Luis Buñuel
• "As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." — Sir Norman Wisdom
• "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." — Phyllis Diller
• "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it." — Shirley MacLaine
• "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." — Betty White
• “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” — Woody Allen
• “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash
• “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” — Larry Lorenzoni
• “If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” — Mickey Mantle
• “I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age, I’m very pleased to be anywhere.” — George Burns
• “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Mark Twain
• “Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” — John Wagner
• “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope

Corinne Sullivan is an Editor at Cosmopolitan , where she covers a variety of beats, including lifestyle, entertainment, relationships, shopping, and more. She can tell you everything you need to know about the love lives of A-listers, the coziest bedsheets, and the sex toys actually worth your $$$. She is also the author of the 2018 novel Indecent . Follow her on Instagram for cute pics of her pup and bébé. 

Kate Franke (she/her) is the editorial assistant at Woman’s Day . She loves all things lifestyle, home, and market related. Kate has a BAJMC in Magazine Media and BA in Writing from Drake University. She is a proud ASME alum whose work has appeared in Food Network Magazine , The Pioneer Woman Magazine , Better Homes & Gardens , Modern Farmhouse Style , Beautiful Kitchens & Baths , and more. Next to writing, Kate’s two favorite things are chai lattes and pumpkin bread!

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